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Thread: A few stories to brighten your weekend

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    As a wise man once said:
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    > 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just
    > kill you.
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    > 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics are wrong.
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    > 3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
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    > 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
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    > 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter
    > recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do
    > you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
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    > 6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
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    > 7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
    > his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    > expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    > brought my rifle."
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    > 8. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
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    >
    > But wait, there's more!
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    > A man was once asked by a lady visiting if he had a gun in the house. He
    > said he did.
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    > She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
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    > To which he said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without
    > bullets!"
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    > She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your
    > house?"
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    > His reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching
    > fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded
    > too."
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    > Having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the
    > garage without gas in the tank.
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    There are a couple good ones there I had not heard before. thanks.
    Bob Owens @ Bearing Arms (paraphrased): "These people aren't against violence; they're very much in favor of violence. They're against armed resistance."

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    I got that e-mail forward a few days ago. I replied with the following:

    There actually is a .46 for handguns. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.460_S%26W_Magnum



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    I got a chuckle out of this one.

    A citizen noted the hammer back on the 1911 carried in the waist band by Charlie Miller, Texas Ranger. The Citizen asks, "Isn't That Dangerous?" Charley replied, " I wouldn't carry the son of a bitch if it wasn't dangerous."
    "You can teach 'em, but you cant learn 'em."

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