Silverfox44
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As a wise man once said:
>
> 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just
> kill you.
>
> 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics are wrong.
>
> 3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
>
> 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
>
> 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter
> recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do
> you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
>
> 6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
>
> 7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
> his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
> expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
> brought my rifle."
>
> 8. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
>
>
> But wait, there's more!
>
> A man was once asked by a lady visiting if he had a gun in the house. He
> said he did.
>
> She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
>
> To which he said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without
> bullets!"
>
> She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your
> house?"
>
> His reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching
> fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded
> too."
>
> Having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the
> garage without gas in the tank.
>
As a wise man once said:
>
> 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just
> kill you.
>
> 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics are wrong.
>
> 3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
>
> 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
>
> 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter
> recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do
> you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
>
> 6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
>
> 7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
> his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
> expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
> brought my rifle."
>
> 8. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
>
>
> But wait, there's more!
>
> A man was once asked by a lady visiting if he had a gun in the house. He
> said he did.
>
> She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
>
> To which he said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without
> bullets!"
>
> She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your
> house?"
>
> His reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching
> fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded
> too."
>
> Having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the
> garage without gas in the tank.
>
