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Got any ID?

Venator

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Heard an Irish comedian respond to the question by a bartender if he had any ID. The comedian said, "Yeah my teeth." Well,....I thought it was funny.
 

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dixiehacker wrote:
If someone asks for you ID, and you show them your belt buckle...

You might be a Redneck!
How about if you have to check your belt-buckle when someone asks you to initial something?
 

Citizen

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Venator wrote:
Heard an Irish comedian respond to the question by a bartender if he had any ID. The comedian said, "Yeah my teeth." Well,....I thought it was funny.

I have GOT to get my dentist to give me my x-rays!!

"Yes, Officer. I have ID right here."

(handover x-rays)

Before recognition sets in totally, "But, I haven't died yet, so I don't know why you want those."
 
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