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Humor - Movies that would have been shorter if armed early

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Kindof a Forum game on naming what movies would have been shorter if someone (anyone) had been carrying.

to get it Started I'll name 2.

Panic Room (movie would have only lasted 10 minutes)
Harry Potter (I doubt a Wizard could cast a shield spell faster than a bullet could close the gap)

Have Fun :lol::cool:
 
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Evil Ernie wrote:
Ooooh a game!!!

May I submit "Shoot'em Up" for your consideration.
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I don't think a game where you try to end a movie faster by introducing a gunman really works with a movie that is nothing but gunmen already shooting at eachother :p
 
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For the most part I don't watch that kind of movie, but a few do come to mind...




A series of unfortunate events.

Shindler's List (if EVERYONE was carrying)

Any Scream movie
 
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Michigander wrote:
Shindler's List (if EVERYONE was carrying)
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or even if a single person had been carrying at the right time. the short version of Schindlers list:

-Opening credits-

-fade in-

SS guy #1: "Mr. Schindler, I'd like for you to meet Adolph Hitler"

Hitler::cuss:

Schindler: :XBANG!

SS guy #1: :what:eek:h my god, you killed Hitler"

SS guy #2: :shock:"You Bastard!"

Schindler: :cool:look guys, he was a nut job and you know it

Both SS guys ":?:uhoh:.... well, you DO have a point....."

:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate

- fade out-

-end credits-
 
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Any of the Halloween series---

'Oh look, he has a hockey mask and a knife. Can't be friendly! Bang, Bang! :shock:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

Oh my God! He's running at me with a chainsaw that is fired up! :what:

That surely qualifies as a threat.....bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,bang..(had to kill the chainsaw too)..:celebrate
 
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Loneviking wrote:
Any of the Halloween series---

'Oh look, he has a hockey mask and a knife. Can't be friendly! Bang, Bang! :shock:
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Mike Myers, the villian in the halloween movie series, wore an albino William Shatner mask. The Hockey mask was Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th series.....

but yeah, same rules apply
 
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Heck, this is the whore reason why all horror movies simply bore me. I never watch them because I know I'll just sit there thinking "A 45 would fix that. OK, maybe a 12 gauge just to be sure..."
 
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unreconstructed1 wrote:
Michigander wrote:
Shindler's List (if EVERYONE was carrying)
Click to expand...

or even if a single person had been carrying at the right time. the short version of Schindlers list:

-Opening credits-

-fade in-

SS guy #1: "Mr. Schindler, I'd like for you to meet Adolph Hitler"

Hitler::cuss:

Schindler: :XBANG!

SS guy #1: :what:eek:h my god, you killed Hitler"

SS guy #2: :shock:"You Bastard!"

Schindler: :cool:look guys, he was a nut job and you know it

Both SS guys ":?:uhoh:.... well, you DO have a point....."

:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate:celebrate

- fade out-

-end credits-
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That is awesome
 
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Batman.

Harriet the Spy. Little girl caps Rosie O'Donnell in the first scene and saves us ten years of loud anti-gunignorance.
 
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Curse that evil movie!

Oh no Bambi's mom got shot by a guy with a gun! Guns are bad and people who hunt are bad, because they killed bambi's mom!
 
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I'm reminded of the Monty Python parody of The Sound of Music:

"the hills are alive... with the sound of... <rifle report, Julie Andrews character drops>".

-ljp
 
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There's a new creepy movie coming out. I think it's called The Strangers, or something. Basically, a home invasion movie. I do believe there was a gun in the house (based off of sketchy previews). I'm waiting for the reviews. Doesn't look like something I need to see. Lord, Peaches already thinks I'm paranoid. Hyper-vigilant is my preferred phrase.
 
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I need to actually see that entire movie. The sound of music.

Anyway

Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck

Dodgeball

Lord of the Rings

Kingdom of Heaven

Garfield the Movie
 
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There's one movie that just makes me mad every time I see it JUST because all that shit could've been avoided if he had had a gun.

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but I forgot the name.... :uhoh: Help me out guys, it starred Kurt Russell. He and his wife are on a road trip in the desert, she gets kidnapped by a trucker yada yada yada...
 
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