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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with copies of "Guns & Ammo
Magazine."
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an
hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls---they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it,
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all 4 of
'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter
:shock:....:what:....:celebrate....
TJ
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with copies of "Guns & Ammo
Magazine."
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an
hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls---they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it,
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all 4 of
'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter
:shock:....:what:....:celebrate....
TJ