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Paying for TV service littered with commercials is something I refuse to do.
Yeah, tell me about it. They basically force you to watch that absolute filth. The best part is how psychologists try to figure out the best way to brainwash you into wanting to waste your money on their product and then force feed it to you over and over.
The show will be like, "Here he goes, he's taking the shot...."
"I'm Billy Maze the fatass, buy simoniz scratch remover."
"OOH, GET THE QUICK FIX. OOH, GET THE QUICK FIX. OOOH. AAAH. GOLD BOND."
"SHAMWOW! We can't do this all day, so call now!"
[Weak 9mm Proceeds to smash the television with a hammer]