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    THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

    When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

    It comes in various sizes:




    The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.

    Side effects are temporary and include:

    The implant may or may not be painless.
    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

    Best regards,UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
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    LMAO! Tess, the pic isn't there, but I already know what it is! Too funny!



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    I want to see the picture
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    Show me the pic!

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    Hilarious even without the pic . still want to see the pic though!
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    :celebrate
    Bob Owens @ Bearing Arms (paraphrased): "These people aren't against violence; they're very much in favor of violence. They're against armed resistance."

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    Sorry, guys, but since I could see the pic, I thought it was BobCav's system who couldn't. I still can.

    The one I had is this, but BobCav got the idea!
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    Tess wrote:
    Sorry, guys, but since I could see the pic, I thought it was BobCav's system who couldn't. I still can.

    The one I had is this, but BobCav got the idea!
    hehe....Tess, I fixed the pic in your OP and deleted mine.Your pic is technically more correct for the "implant" itself!

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    ROFL

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    I like!!!!



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    I LOVE IT

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    Can we open a Free Clinic?

    Good, very good. Thanks Tess.

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    YES ! I love that !

    Errah !!! Semper Fi !



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    Well... I'll avoid killing the mood by analyzing this, as was my first urge, and instead just give it a

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