SNIP And WHAT did we do to horse thieves ???
According to Toby Keith and Willie Nelson you found a tall oak tree...
Then went and got your horses drunk.
That's what I'm talking about
UTAH MAN ABUSES HORSES
A Utah man's advocacy for getting horses drunk has a local animal rights group up in arms. Amy Fuzzycuddles, animal rights activist, decried supplying alcohol to horses."Its horse brutality," she said.
A veterinarian said, "Its now common for horses who witness hangings to want to go out and get drunk. We've seen a strong correlation between horseslistening to Country & Western music and equine alcohol abuse."
Hezekiah Longneck, a descendant of several unsuccessful 19th centuryhorse-thieves supported supplying medicinal quantities of alcohol to horses. "After all that posse-riding, and having to witness capital punishment, I'd want a drink, too," he said.
Asked about the possibility of prosecution, police responded, "The animal rights group is annoying; but we can't arrest them."
Story based on wire reports, exaggeration, and outright invention.