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    Friends have told me that a beautiful woman always dressed to kill (no badge, and some of the outfits aren't exactly federal heh) and always carries openly into the Whole Foods in Alexandria for lunch. I'm never in the area for lunch, so it's a second hand unicorn, but a unicorn nevertheless.
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    unrequited wrote:
    Friends have told me that a beautiful woman always dressed to kill (no badge, and some of the outfits aren't exactly federal heh) and always carries openly into the Whole Foods in Alexandria for lunch. I'm never in the area for lunch, so it's a second hand unicorn, but a unicorn nevertheless.
    If I lived in the area and was single I would be eating there for the foreseeable future until I confirmed the sighting and clarified her relationship status.
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    deepdiver wrote:
    unrequited wrote:
    Friends have told me that a beautiful woman always dressed to kill (no badge, and some of the outfits aren't exactly federal heh) and always carries openly into the Whole Foods in Alexandria for lunch. I'm never in the area for lunch, so it's a second hand unicorn, but a unicorn nevertheless.
    If I lived in the area and was single I would be eating there for the foreseeable future until I confirmed the sighting and clarified her relationship status.
    Guys,

    I need an address. Im retired, have a digital camer, and eat lunch. Obviously I Oc, as I'm on this web site.

    I'm willing to share pictures, but need to know where to go to take them at.

    stay safe.

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    Or, failing an address, a phone number will do.

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    TexasNative wrote:
    Or, failing an address, a phone number will do.
    OK, not only will I get pictures of her, I'll ask for her phone number.

    But someone has to give me the address for theplace where she has been spotted.

    stay safe.

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    skidmark wrote:
    But someone has to give me the address for theplace where she has been spotted.
    Just a guess
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    I drive by Whole Foods everyday!!

    Gonna havta stop for lunch now!!

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    Stalking a woman, esp an armed one is probably a bad idea

    Stay safe...

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    ufcfanvt wrote:
    Stalking a woman, esp an armed one is probably a bad idea

    Stay safe...
    I bet she gets m ore than her share of yes, ma'am, no, ma'ams :^).

    I still stuck on the woman who defended the church in Colorado. She fired "while advancing" on him :shock: Wow.

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    You guys should be looking to recruit her to OCDO, not pics!

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    Neplusultra wrote:
    ufcfanvt wrote:
    Stalking a woman, esp an armed one is probably a bad idea

    Stay safe...
    I bet she gets m ore than her share of yes, ma'am, no, ma'ams :^).

    I still stuck on the woman who defended the church in Colorado. She fired "while advancing" on him :shock: Wow.
    Ya...great story that one....and she ain't bad lookin either!!

    She gave several well-spoken interviews afterwards.

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    razor_baghdad wrote:
    Neplusultra wrote:
    ufcfanvt wrote:
    Stalking a woman, esp an armed one is probably a bad idea

    Stay safe...
    I bet she gets m ore than her share of yes, ma'am, no, ma'ams :^).

    I still stuck on the woman who defended the church in Colorado. She fired "while advancing" on him :shock: Wow.
    Ya...great story that one....and she ain't bad lookin either!!

    She gave several well-spoken interviews afterwards.
    And she's single, never married :^)!

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    hsmith wrote:
    You guys should be looking to recruit her to OCDO, not pics!
    She may already be a "member" - she seems well qualified.

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    Grapeshot wrote:
    hsmith wrote:
    You guys should be looking to recruit her to OCDO, not pics!
    She may already be a "member" - she seems well qualified.

    Yata hey
    Nope, I would have noticed that. There's the Hokie girl but she lives in VA. WAIT, you're saying I should be checking out the Colorado forum... Yeah, but there's nothing going on there, they're so anti-gun in CO. Who would have ever thought that!? Is she really an OCDO memeber or are you just yanking my chain????

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    I think Unrequited's friends are just trying to get him lathered.

    I mean, come on.

    "Yeah, yeah. Sure there is. Virgins and unicorns. Right."

    :P
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    Citizen wrote:
    I think Unrequited's friends are just trying to get him lathered.

    I mean, come on.

    "Yeah, yeah. Sure there is. Virgins and unicorns. Right."

    :P
    I tell you what, I got all lathered when I read the story about the woman in CO. Let's see, single, never married, no children, just came off a three day fast while she sought what God wanted for her life, a few years younger than me, not bad looking at all and ADVANCED ON THE SHOOTER WHILE GIVING COMMANDS while two other MALE guards merely pointed their guns at the perp too timid to fire. Oh, yeah. I love a woman that makes me feel like there's no need in being a man and yet remains a woman.... :^). I think it has something to do with the whole "helpmate" thing :^).

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    Neplusultra wrote:
    Citizen wrote:
    I think Unrequited's friends are just trying to get him lathered.

    I mean, come on.

    "Yeah, yeah. Sure there is. Virgins and unicorns. Right."

    :P
    I tell you what, I got all lathered when I read the story about the woman in CO. Let's see, single, never married, no children, just came off a three day fast while she sought what God wanted for her life, a few years younger than me, not bad looking at all and ADVANCED ON THE SHOOTER WHILE GIVING COMMANDS while two other MALE guards merely pointed their guns at the perp too timid to fire. Oh, yeah. I love a woman that makes me feel like there's no need in being a man and yet remains a woman.... :^). I think it has something to do with the whole "helpmate" thing :^).
    May I suggest a cold shower :celebrate

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    She's not a bow hunter is she?





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    I sure am and have a camera mount on my bow. Oh wait I'm married with 3 kids I'm past all that fun stuff.
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    Maybe it was "our" own OpenCarry.org Lori?



    By the way.. Lori will be here on Labor Day weekend.. I am talking to her about putting together an Open Carry lunch/dinner with her as our guest of honor
    Carry On.

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    Gee, I bet these sort of threads play well what with all the media attention this site has gotten lately.

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    Tomahawk wrote: Yeah, what can you say......

    I tell people that I don't go onto VA Tech campus anymore because it's too painfull. Of course I've been saying this for years but they assume now it's because of the shooting. But that's not it. It's been too painfull for a long time. Go figure :^). It really is painfull. Makes me want to cry.

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    peter nap wrote:
    She's not a bow hunter is she?



    Peter, one day you will pay........

    Edit: Does she have a boyfriend?

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    ed wrote:
    Maybe it was "our" own OpenCarry.org Lori?



    By the way.. Lori will be here on Labor Day weekend.. I am talking to her about putting together an Open Carry lunch/dinner with her as our guest of honor
    "Our" Lori??? Where is this or she should I say?

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    Neplusultra wrote:
    ed wrote:
    Maybe it was "our" own OpenCarry.org Lori?



    By the way.. Lori will be here on Labor Day weekend.. I am talking to her about putting together an Open Carry lunch/dinner with her as our guest of honor
    "Our" Lori??? Where is this or she should I say?
    Look at the top of every OPENCARRY page.. Blue shirt, Blue Jeans, Arms crossed.
    Carry On.

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