You know, the up side is if the bank mgr does dick with your account when you're done with him not only will you have all your meds at their expense for life, I think you ought to spec that he be your b!tch and fetch water to take them. Then maybe he can give a foot rub or oil your holster. Wash your car? Hail a cab?
If I lived in the neighborhood I'd be glad to "wander" in there with my recorder runnin'
Might be payday for me, too..... :celebrate