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    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate

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    brokenarrows wrote:
    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    rofl Yeah, gotta watch our for that mean ole boogy man. Just don't keep your "rig" under your bed. I hear that's where he likes to hide out.

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    brokenarrows wrote:
    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    Dude, I so hope this is a joke!! A story about nothing...

    From the title I thought someone got their CFP.

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    brokenarrows wrote:
    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    so did you get a permit or what?


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    brokenarrows wrote:
    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this. Actually I think it is fake but is sooo realistic until it could happen.

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    brokenarrows wrote:
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    It is not the boogey man you need to worry about, it's the zombies.


    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." Robert A. Heinlein

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    A neighbor of mine got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom as was so sleepy until he forgot his gun. While standing there in silent bliss he thought he ehard a noise and made a quick dash back to his bedside table to grab his gun. The next day he had to go tothe storetoget new bathroom wallpaper, paint and linens. His wife was not happy with his half finished job and failure to cut it off while gettinghis gun. I have to say it did make a mess and took a while to clean up.

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    PT111 wrote:
    A neighbor of mine got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom as was so sleepy until he forgot his gun. While standing there in silent bliss he thought he ehard a noise and made a quick dash back to his bedside table to grab his gun. The next day he had to go tothe storetoget new bathroom wallpaper, paint and linens. His wife was not happy with his half finished job and failure to cut it off while gettinghis gun. I have to say it did make a mess and took a while to clean up.
    roflmao!
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    they have humor, they do

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    Trolls?

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    That be my thoughts!!!!
    RIGHTS don't exist without RESPONSIBILITY!
    If one is not willing to stand for his rights, he doesn't have any Rights.
    I will strive to stand for the rights of ANY person, even those folks with whom I disagree!
    As said by SVG--- "I am not anti-COP, I am PRO-Citizen" and I'll add, PRO-Constitution.
    If the above makes me a RADICAL or EXTREME--- So be it!

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    youscareme wrote:
    brokenarrows wrote:
    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    so did you get a permit or what?
    I DID!

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    pitythefools wrote:
    brokenarrows wrote:
    youscareme wrote:
    brokenarrows wrote:
    I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

    While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what:

    I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

    Whew, I made it.

    So many what if's!
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    so did you get a permit or what?
    I DID!
    sweeet! lets go shooting bro. I will drive, you buy the bullets.
    dang it, I always buy the bullets

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    SGT Jensen wrote:
    brokenarrows wrote:
    Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
    It is not the boogey man you need to worry about, it's the zombies.

    i have good news about zombies tho! they eat braaainsss... so im safe

    jkjk, zombies eat everything

    btw have u guys seen resident evil extinction? i nearly pooped myself! (grabs glock... and popcorn)

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    I dont think this is a troll job. I think its outright mockery.

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    Mean little buggers
    ”The great body of our citizens shoot less as times goes on. We should encourage rifle practice among schoolboys, and indeed among all classes, as well as in the military services by every means in our power. Thus, and not otherwise, may we be able to assist in preserving peace in the world… The first step – in the direction of preparation to avert war if possible, and to be fit for war if it should come – is to teach men to shoot!”
    ~President Theodore Roosevelt

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