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brokenarrows

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I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
 
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brokenarrows wrote:
I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
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:) rofl Yeah, gotta watch our for that mean ole boogy man. Just don't keep your "rig" under your bed. I hear that's where he likes to hide out.

rofl :lol::lol::lol:
 
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brokenarrows wrote:
I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
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Dude, I so hope this is a joke!! :banghead: A story about nothing...:banghead::banghead:

From the title I thought someone got their CFP.
 
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brokenarrows wrote:
I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
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so did you get a permit or what?
 
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brokenarrows wrote:
I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
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Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this.:banghead: Actually I think it is fake but is sooo realistic until it could happen.
 
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brokenarrows wrote:
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
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It is not the boogey man you need to worry about, it's the zombies.

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A neighbor of mine got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom as was so sleepy until he forgot his gun. While standing there in silent bliss he thought he ehard a noise and made a quick dash back to his bedside table to grab his gun. The next day he had to go tothe storetoget new bathroom wallpaper, paint and linens. His wife was not happy with his half finished job and failure to cut it off while gettinghis gun. :cuss: I have to say it did make a mess and took a while to clean up.
 
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PT111 wrote:
A neighbor of mine got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom as was so sleepy until he forgot his gun. While standing there in silent bliss he thought he ehard a noise and made a quick dash back to his bedside table to grab his gun. The next day he had to go tothe storetoget new bathroom wallpaper, paint and linens. His wife was not happy with his half finished job and failure to cut it off while gettinghis gun. :cuss: I have to say it did make a mess and took a while to clean up.
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roflmao! :)
 
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youscareme wrote:
brokenarrows wrote:
I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
Click to expand...
so did you get a permit or what?
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I DID!:uhoh:
 
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pitythefools wrote:
brokenarrows wrote:
youscareme wrote:
brokenarrows wrote:
I waas at home watching A&E and minding my own business. I noticed that I had neglected to bring my mail in. Having had multiple problems with others prying my locking mail box open, I hastily went to get my mail.

While there I spoke to a couple just moving in upstairs. I then realized that I forgot to put on my rig. I was unarmed and unable to defend myself.:shock::what::uhoh:

I terminated the conversation and beat feet back to my home.

Whew, I made it.

So many what if's!
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
Click to expand...
so did you get a permit or what?
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I DID!:uhoh:
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sweeet! lets go shooting bro. I will drive, you buy the bullets.
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dang it, I always buy the bullets:cuss:
 
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SGT Jensen wrote:
brokenarrows wrote:
Glad the boogey man didn't jump me.:celebrate
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It is not the boogey man you need to worry about, it's the zombies.

zombie2.jpg
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i have good news about zombies tho! they eat braaainsss... so im safe ;)

jkjk, zombies eat everything ;)

btw have u guys seen resident evil extinction? i nearly pooped myself! (grabs glock... and popcorn) :)
 
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