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    This really stinks!:what:

    West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

    Wednesday, September 24, 2008


    South Charleston Police Department

    Jose Cruz

    A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station.

    Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.

    During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

    The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.


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    Not very nice.... but hardly an assault...


    That charge stinks to high heaven!!

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    How do you like that, a man was charged for farting on a ****.............





    JJ LEO's, please dont give me a ticket!

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    Your right 229
    Call me an annoying nitpick, but it bugs me to no end when people confuse your with you're.

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    Ohio Patriot wrote:
    Your right 229
    Call me an annoying nitpick, but it bugs me to no end when people confuse your with you're.
    Your annoying nitpick. :P

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    Ohio Patriot wrote:
    Your right 229
    Call me an annoying nitpick, but it bugs me to no end when people confuse your with you're.
    Your kidding, right?!

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    Ohio Patriot wrote:
    Your right 229
    Call me an annoying nitpick, but it bugs me to no end when people confuse your with you're.
    You should really learn to pick you're battles better.......

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    LEO 229 wrote:
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    Your right 229
    Call me an annoying nitpick, but it bugs me to no end when people confuse your with you're.
    Your kidding, right?!
    I couldn't believe it either. We're discussing a serious danger to Law Enforcement, Felonious Farting.... and OP is being anal!


    Sorry Patriot, couldn't resist

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    I couldn't believe it either. We're discussing a serious danger to Law Enforcement, Felonious Farting.... and OP is being anal!


    Sorry Patriot, couldn't resist
    This is not a joking matter!! Your going to stop, right?!!

    And no more talk about anal.. OK??!!

    It is where gas emanates from.... but let's not go there!

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    peter nap wrote:
    .... and OP is being anal!
    Please, 'anile'. You can't teach an old dog/woman new tricks. Stupid goes clean to the bone.

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    Doug Huffman wrote:
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    .... and OP is being anal!
    Please, 'anile'. You can't teach an old dog/woman new tricks. Stupid goes clean to the bone.
    No Doug, we're discussing the unlawful breaking of wind. In this case it's anal!
    Someone in Wisconsin should certainly understand that.

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    Mugshot...







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    That's it...now we're going to have to have an OC and OF dinner....

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    Me thinks that this thread should be on one of the CC boards. Unless, of course the person was OCing his rear end at the time. I wonder if he had his picture ID and CHP on him?

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    sccrref wrote:
    Me thinks that this thread should be on one of the CC boards. Unless, of course the person was OCing his rear end at the time. I wonder if he had his picture ID and CHP on him?
    I'm surprised it's lasted as long as it has....:shock:

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    Next they'll add a charge of "unauthorized emission of greenhouse gases" and "contributing to the warming of a planet".

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    Dutch Uncle wrote:
    Next they'll add a charge of "unauthorized emission of greenhouse gases" and "contributing to the warming of a planet".
    I just wonder if he asked the officer to pull his finger.:shock:

    That could be conspiracy to expel gas.

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    peter nap wrote:
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    Next they'll add a charge of "unauthorized emission of greenhouse gases" and "contributing to the warming of a planet".
    I just wonder if he asked the officer to pull his finger.:shock:

    That could be conspiracy to expel gas.
    Your kidding.... right? What's you're problem? :celebrateI couldn't resist. He must not

    read many of 229's posts:P

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    That guy looks like Ronnie James Dio.

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    Wonder what the legal code for that is? no. 2

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    That reminded me of the French taunter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

    [quicktime=320,256]http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fart.wav[/quicktime]

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    After the meal I had tonight, if I would have pulled this stunt, I may have been charged with assault with a deadly weapon

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    cREbralFIX wrote:
    That's it...now we're going to have to have an OC and OF dinner....
    Why did that audio clip only play when I went to respond to your post???

    Anyway I hear hippies are really open to farting in public, I'm not a hippie.

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    DocV wrote:
    Mugshot...





    His head is like three times too big for his body size......

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    bayboy42 wrote:
    After the meal I had tonight, if I would have pulled this stunt, I may have been charged with assault with a deadly weapon
    Asparagus does this for me. Even my Siberian Husky can't match that! Good golly, even I can't stand it

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