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OC-Glock19

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That reminded me of the French taunter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

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Neplusultra

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DocV wrote:
Mugshot...



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His head is like three times too big for his body size......
 

Neplusultra

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bayboy42 wrote:
After the meal I had tonight, if I would have pulled this stunt, I may have been charged with assault with a deadly weapon :lol:
Asparagus does this for me. Even my Siberian Husky can't match that! Good golly, even I can't stand it :lol:
 

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Hell, if it was a wet one they would probably accuse him of a terrorist attack
"use ofa biological agent".
 

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ok, well, through my LE contacts, I was able to get the story on this...

Seems that the suspect was involved in motor vehicle accident between his car

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and aHonda owned by a local man......



in the Village of

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The driver, who had been drinking..

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first failed to follow a warning sign

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and then, with reckless disregard, failed to adhere to a posted roadsign

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located at the intersection of

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and

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Neplusultra

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hanging_chad wrote:
peter nap wrote:
Dutch Uncle wrote:
Next they'll add a charge of "unauthorized emission of greenhouse gases" and "contributing to the warming of a planet".
I just wonder if he asked the officer to pull his finger.:shock:

That could be conspiracy to expel gas.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/756/
I've always wanted to offer my right index finger to some kid saying "Here, pull my finger". And then when he/she did belch out loud. Then say, "Oh, wait that must have been the wrong one. Here try this one." Then offer my left index finger :^).

Best done in the presence of other adults :^).

Edit: I see it coming, don't go there, don't go there.....!
 

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peter nap wrote:
This really stinks!:what:

West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


South Charleston Police Department

Jose Cruz

A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station.

Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.

During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.

That case got dropped.
 

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nitrovic wrote:
peter nap wrote:
This really stinks!:what:

West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


South Charleston Police Department

Jose Cruz

A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station.

Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.

During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.

That case got dropped.
Did the entire case including the DUI get dropped or just the battery charge?
 
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