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Does Santa OC ?

JBURGII

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At first I was going to ask some questions about the PC of OC during Christmas activities, Christmas dinner, shopping, caroling, etc... but then I started looking at crime statistics for holidays..

Merry Christmas! Ho, Ho, HOLD it right there!

I have seen some pretty violent acts during the buying frenzy the day after Thanksgiving.. g/f loves to be out there at 4 am for those sales..





(to jingle bells)

Dashing through the house,
lookin for a place to hide.
Obama's security force,
is waiting right outside.

They heard I have some guns,
They've come to take them away.
To make this country safer,
no telling who I'll slay!

Ammo cans, ammo can, full of .223.
Stocking up before the ban,
evil black guns for me...
OHHHH
Ammo can, ammo cans, full of 7.62.
You can't call it paranoia,
when they really are out ta get you! ;)
 

John Pierce

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An Open Carry Christmas
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I finished all my shopping
For Christmas gifts today
And I open carried
All along the way

I saw old Friends and neighbors,
And it was really fun,
And not a single person was
Frightened by my gun

For I have open carried
In rain and in snow
For many, many years
And this they all know

They have been educated
And some have been enlightened
And these will prevent them
From having to be frightened

I'd like to think that somewhere
Santa's sack's a little bigger
Because some lucky person
Has a gift with a trigger

And all across America
Handgun sales were bolstered
Because our friends and neighbors
Saw one safely holstered


By - John Pierce (First published in the VCDL Defender)
 

JBURGII

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We three hunters from Oregon are..

Bearing rifles we traverse afar..

Field and fountain, moore and mountain,

Following yonder deer.

(it's a rough draft.. hehe)
 
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