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    In other reports the turkey owner was quoted as saying he needed a bigger turkey.

    http://www.11alive.com/news/national...&catid=165
    RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- A carjacking suspect in North Carolina became the victim of a turkey club, but it was no sandwich!

    Police say Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running to a supermarket parking lot. Authorities say Ervin was slugging a woman, while stealing her car.

    Sensing foul play, other shoppers came to the woman's rescue, including one who started hitting Ervin in the head with a frozen turkey . Police say Ervin hit several cars before he was arrested a short time later.

    He was sent to the hospital for treatment of head injuries but is in good condition. He faces charges including assault

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    Good thing it wasn't a Tofurkey! It would have crumbled during the assault!!
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    PT111 wrote:
    In other reports the turkey owner was quoted as saying he needed a bigger turkey.

    http://www.11alive.com/news/national...&catid=165
    RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- A carjacking suspect in North Carolina became the victim of a turkey club, but it was no sandwich!

    Police say Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running to a supermarket parking lot. Authorities say Ervin was slugging a woman, while stealing her car.

    Sensing foul play, other shoppers came to the woman's rescue, including one who started hitting Ervin in the head with a frozen turkey . Police say Ervin hit several cars before he was arrested a short time later.

    He was sent to the hospital for treatment of head injuries but is in good condition. He faces charges including assault

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    Good call. If it was California maybe somebody UOCing could jump in and pistol whip him too for good measure. :P

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    Theseus wrote:
    ...Ervin was slugging a woman, while stealing her car.

    Sensing foul play, other shoppers came to the woman's rescue...
    Sleuthy, that! :shock:

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    marshaul wrote:
    Good call. If it was California maybe somebody UOCing could jump in and pistol whip him too for good measure. :P
    Actually, the California Assembly has just proposed banning the open carrying of frozen turkeys.

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