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Who needs a gun when you have a turkey?

PT111

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In other reports the turkey owner was quoted as saying he needed a bigger turkey.

http://www.11alive.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=124018&catid=165
RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- A carjacking suspect in North Carolina became the victim of a turkey club, but it was no sandwich!

Police say Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running to a supermarket parking lot. Authorities say Ervin was slugging a woman, while stealing her car.

Sensing foul play, other shoppers came to the woman's rescue, including one who started hitting Ervin in the head with a frozen turkey . Police say Ervin hit several cars before he was arrested a short time later.

He was sent to the hospital for treatment of head injuries but is in good condition. He faces charges including assault
 

Theseus

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Good thing it wasn't a Tofurkey! It would have crumbled during the assault!!
:shock:
PT111 wrote:
In other reports the turkey owner was quoted as saying he needed a bigger turkey.

http://www.11alive.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=124018&catid=165
RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- A carjacking suspect in North Carolina became the victim of a turkey club, but it was no sandwich!

Police say Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running to a supermarket parking lot. Authorities say Ervin was slugging a woman, while stealing her car.

Sensing foul play, other shoppers came to the woman's rescue, including one who started hitting Ervin in the head with a frozen turkey . Police say Ervin hit several cars before he was arrested a short time later.

He was sent to the hospital for treatment of head injuries but is in good condition. He faces charges including assault
 

XD-GEM

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marshaul wrote:
Good call. If it was California maybe somebody UOCing could jump in and pistol whip him too for good measure. :p
Actually, the California Assembly has just proposed banning the open carrying of frozen turkeys.:)
 
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