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    I was on the web and had just finished reading the headlines and decided to click over to Opencarry.org.

    Just as the page came up, my wife was walking by. She saw the lady in the blue shirt on the first page as she passed and did a double take.

    She then asked me, "Are you looking at porn?" :shock:

    I just laughed and told her, "Nope, this is way better!"

    I think I need to introduce her to this website!

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    I think my g/f would like me to check out some normal 'adult' sites..

    Every time she walks by she says "Are you on anotherone of THOSE gun sites?"

    All I want her to do for me is bring a beer while she recites the Pledge of Allegience.. wearing naught but a gun belt.

    Although she did roll her eyes when I found girls and guns . com .. I was honestly looking for weapons that were specifically targeted at women.. not girls in bikinis firing machine guns.. really.. I wasn't !!

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    JBURGII wrote:
    I think my g/f would like me to check out some normal 'adult' sites..

    Every time she walks by she says "Are you on another¬*one of THOSE gun sites?"

    All I want her to do for me is bring a beer while she recites the Pledge of Allegience.. wearing naught but a gun belt.

    Although she did roll her eyes when I found girls and guns . com ..¬* I was honestly looking for weapons that were specifically targeted at women.. not girls in bikinis firing machine guns.. really.. I wasn't !!

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    LMAO - I think my wife would empathize with the g/f.
    Bob Owens @ Bearing Arms (paraphrased): "These people aren't against violence; they're very much in favor of violence. They're against armed resistance."

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    Haha yeah my fiance makes fun of me for being on these too. But she's fully behind me and my guns.

    On the porn note. Download Google Chrome and they have the "incognito" function that doesn't leave a trace on your computer so the 'ol battle axes out there can't check the history and bust you.

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    Usually, if I'm asked "Are you looking at porn?" the answer is "Yes."


    Then again, I usually am.

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    Well, ya know, there are some folks that consider gun sites far more dispicable than porn sights. :what:

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    Task Force 16 wrote:
    Well, ya know, there are some folks that consider gun sites far more dispicable than porn sights. :what:
    Then there are folks like me, who approve of both.
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    Aran wrote:
    Usually, if I'm asked "Are you looking at porn?" the answer is "Yes."


    Then again, I usually am.
    Sometimes honesty IS the best policy.. hehe..

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    My gf would roll her eyes whether it was guns or chicks I was checking out. She's sees both as part of the same male pathology.

    -ljp

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    Meh. My man can look at porn all he wants. After all, if he's not allowed, then neither am I, right?



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    Wasn't it the Prophet Bill (Engvall) who said.. "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid."

    This is what resides in the minds of men. Oh and blowing stuff up.. :celebrate

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    "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid."
    "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid, blowing something up."

    There fixed that for ya...

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    M1Gunr wrote:
    "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid."
    "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid, blowing something up."

    There fixed that for ya...
    http://www.girlsandguns.com/

    Solution!

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    I think women have failed to see the benefit of porn and guns.






    It gets yall out of our hair for a while and we finally have peace and quiet!

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    Gator5713 wrote:
    M1Gunr wrote:
    "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid."
    "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid, blowing something up."

    There fixed that for ya...
    http://www.girlsandguns.com/

    Solution!
    Thank you M1 for the add, and you are correct. Gator, I have 'heard' of that sight.. (see post above) I can certainly appreciate these ladies enthusiasm for their sport.

    I am interested in the physics aspect of the website.. the cycle rate/jiggle factor.. there has to be a correlation to these two numbers.. :celebrate



    J

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    Shorts wrote:
    I think women have failed to see the benefit of porn and guns.






    It gets yall out of our hair for a while and we finally have peace and quiet!
    :P

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    bordsnbikes wrote:
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    On the porn note. Download Google Chrome and they have the "incognito" function that doesn't leave a trace on your computer so the 'ol battle axes out there can't check the history and bust you.
    classy

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    Shorts wrote:
    I think women have failed to see the benefit of porn and guns.

    It gets yall out of our hair for a while and we finally have peace and quiet!
    :celebrateAbsolutely!!

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    My wife is greatful that G Gordon Liddy is off the air now, she hated the
    women in thier underware with gun picture comments.
    I loved how it usualy took to the 3rd page to make him close up the Wash
    Post rag sheet from the underware adds.

    Now if I can just get her to let me put a cheescake photo on the inside grip, all
    will be right in the world. Would be able to 'look at porn' while cleaning
    the pistol this way.
    Maybe something in the way of those old pens, that stripped when in use.
    Fire enough rounds and the clothes come off.

    I promised not to upload it to McDonalds.

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    Aran wrote:
    Usually, if I'm asked "Are you looking at porn?" the answer is "Yes."


    Then again, I usually am.
    Wife - "Are you looking at porn?"

    Me - "Yes, did the naked women on the screen give it away?"

    I usually find myself on the couch with a pillow and blanket after that. I really need tokeep control ofmy smartass mouth and practice more "situation awareness" while on line.

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    My wife would check to make sure I was okay if I **DIDN'T** give a smartass remark to questions like that.

    :P

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    Would be able to 'look at porn' while cleaning the pistol this way.
    Just be careful not to have an AD.

    And I'm pretty sure it was Foxworthy who used the line posted earlier, not Engvall.

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    JBURGII wrote:
    Wasn't it the Prophet Bill (Engvall) who said.. "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid."

    This is what resides in the minds of men. Oh and blowing stuff up.. :celebrate

    J
    It was Jeff Foxworthy, unless he stole the line from Bill Engvall.

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    smash29 wrote:
    JBURGII wrote:
    Wasn't it the Prophet Bill (Engvall) who said.. "I want a beer and I wanna see something nekkid."

    This is what resides in the minds of men. Oh and blowing stuff up.. :celebrate

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    It was Jeff Foxworthy, unless he stole the line from Bill Engvall.
    I stand corrected.. although they are both Prophets of Redneck..

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