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For when the zombies attack...

forever_frost

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They should make floating firearms. I too, lost my weapons in a boating accident. I am terribly torn up about it, I'm glad that there are others here who understand my loss.
 

les_aker

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forever_frost wrote:
They should make floating firearms. I too, lost my weapons in a boating accident. I am terribly torn up about it, I'm glad that there are others here who understand my loss.

How terrible. I was scuba diving with mine, and a boat fell on them.
 

Citizen

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Zero4910 wrote:
SNIP -adam (or Barack)
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See, folks? When you do a little cryptic shuffling you get the secret message:

"A Dam(n) Barack."

I think he really is. :)

Get back to work Mr. Prez., there's an economy to re-start and a Federal Reserveto save from well-deserved criticism.
 

Citizen

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Zero4910 wrote:
Because every forum needs a thread about the guns we own...

Sorry. Dog sled in a crevasse.I had to cut the leads to free the dogs. The dogs and I made it. The sled didn't. The last I saw, it was bouncing off the ice 140 ft. down. Heavy blizzard that night covered up all traces. I even heard the glacier groaning as the crack closed. By the time anybody gets around to looking for it, the glacier will have carried the sled into the sea.

And that was the second collection.

The first one was lost toCuban hi-jackers. I was on my way to Knob Creekin a charteredplane with all my guns.Cubans got everything.
 

Citizen

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Oh!! Wait a minute! There is an even better one.

A buddy of mine had his entire collection at a gun store for appraisal. Left it overnite. The next morning the BATF raided the dealer on a bogus charge and confiscated everything in the building.

So the government ALREADY HAS THEM.

:D
 

Pamiam

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Orygunner wrote:
my OC sidearm is a Taurus...
Taurus does offer a great warranty, on paper. It recently took me 4 months to get a sights assembly replacement (without which the firearm was completely inoperative).

It's a great firearm, when it works. It has even been known to shoot under water (long story).

Do any of you boat owners want to buy a Taurus at a good price? ;)
 

Gordie

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All of my guns were abducted by aliens and forced to undergo borescope inspections.:what:

They haven't been returned yet.:uhoh:

I think the aliens are working for the BATFE.:cuss:
 

wrightme

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Gordie wrote:
All of my guns were abducted by aliens and forced to undergo borescope inspections.:what:

They haven't been returned yet.:uhoh:

I think the aliens are working for the BATFE.:cuss:
IF, repeat IF they are ever returned, make sure to check them for implanted tracking devices. You know them aliens....... :?
 

Walleye

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- XXL bunny slippers with concealed "squeeky" toy (yes, I have a permit for that)
- Mao Armaments Ultra Dart Gun (have to use super glue on the dart suction cups, they don't stick very well)
- Some odd gun a clown gave me that displays a "bang" flag when trigger is pulled
- Replica of a Civil War-era gatling gun that has plugged barrels, but can still be quite intimidating

I'm well prepared for the zombie invasion, yup.

Do any of you boat owners want to buy a Taurus at a good price?
I'll give you $50 for it.
 

r6-rider

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Gordie wrote:
All of my guns were abducted by aliens and forced to undergo borescope inspections.:what:

They haven't been returned yet.:uhoh:

I think the aliens are working for the BATFE.:cuss:
no, theyre working for the drug cartel:lol:
 

marine77

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ODA 226 wrote:
thx997303 wrote:
Dang, I hate those boating accidents.:)
You had a boating accident too?! I lost EVERYTHING including my Dillon Reloading Press! I'm still in a state of emotional shambles! :cry:
Mine was from a break-in, must of been a gun nut meth mouth. (Bet you can't say it three times real fast without flubbing it up.):celebrate
 

Pamiam

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Walleye wrote:
- XXL bunny slippers with concealed "squeeky" toy (yes, I have a permit for that)
- Mao Armaments Ultra Dart Gun (have to use super glue on the dart suction cups, they don't stick very well)
- Some odd gun a clown gave me that displays a "bang" flag when trigger is pulled
- Replica of a Civil War-era gatling gun that has plugged barrels, but can still be quite intimidating

I'm well prepared for the zombie invasion, yup.

Do any of you boat owners want to buy a Taurus at a good price?
I'll give you $50 for it.
Wow! That's very generous! It's a good thing it was lost in the sinkhole incident with all of the other firearms. If I had taken your $50.00 I would have had to live with the guilt the rest of my life. :shock:

Fortunately, the trebuchet, crossbows, swords and missiles made it through unscathed! (whew!) Bring on the zombies!
 

AWDstylez

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Pamiam wrote:
Walleye wrote:
- XXL bunny slippers with concealed "squeeky" toy (yes, I have a permit for that)
- Mao Armaments Ultra Dart Gun (have to use super glue on the dart suction cups, they don't stick very well)
- Some odd gun a clown gave me that displays a "bang" flag when trigger is pulled
- Replica of a Civil War-era gatling gun that has plugged barrels, but can still be quite intimidating

I'm well prepared for the zombie invasion, yup.

Do any of you boat owners want to buy a Taurus at a good price?
I'll give you $50 for it.
Wow! That's very generous! It's a good thing it was lost in the sinkhole incident with all of the other firearms. If I had taken your $50.00 I would have had to live with the guilt the rest of my life. :shock:

Fortunately, the trebuchet, crossbows, swords and missiles made it through unscathed! (whew!) Bring on the zombies!



Going to have to bust this one out again...

 

bugly

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It doesn't matter what I have right now, I was trained well enough to use anything I find to use as both defensive and offensive weapons, up to, and including; the bones of those who came before you to try and stop me.
I will, however admit to one of my prized firearms: a simple, no-frills 1911 A1 .45 ACP (schwartz safeties are for punx) that goes bang every time I squeeze (not pull) the noisy button and the projectile hits exactly what I want it to, regardless of which hand I hold it in or which finger I squeeze with.
I was trained by some of the best marksmen in the world at the time and I have practiced for many years since, I have been accused of "wasting paper" because all I use on a target is a very small part in the center, leaving the rest unmolested.

oh yeah, Chuck Norris fears me...:celebrate
 

Gator5713

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Welcome to OCDO.
Unfortunately, I am firearm free. You see, I was in the Jeep crossing a river when this boat came down the river..... It wasn't pretty... all was lost...
 

Springfield45

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Gator5713 wrote:
Welcome to OCDO.
Unfortunately, I am firearm free. You see, I was in the Jeep crossing a river when this boat came down the river..... It wasn't pretty... all was lost...
THAT WAS YOU IN THE JEEP ???:what::what:
Man do I have a bone to pick with you ........ :cuss:



~~Springfield
 
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