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    1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.

    2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun
    control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the
    lack of gun control.

    3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics
    showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."

    4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into
    effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates,
    which have been declining since 1991.

    5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting
    spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a
    lunatic is paranoid.

    6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.

    7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot
    with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

    8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking
    gun and a dead rapist at her feet.

    9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -
    give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete
    Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p. 125).

    10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about
    guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.


    11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil
    engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer
    programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.

    12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which
    was created 130 years later, in 1917.

    13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using
    federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing
    trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.

    14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of
    the people to be secure in their homes," "enumerations herein of certain
    rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people,"
    and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states
    respectively, and to the people" all refer to individuals, but "the right of
    the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the state.

    15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban
    and seize all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to
    that Constitution.

    16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the
    army has hundreds of thousands of them.

    17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military
    weapons'', but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles'', because
    they are military weapons.

    18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, fingerprinting,
    government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is
    responsible for recent school shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and 1960's,
    anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations,
    variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no
    fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.

    19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling
    guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch"
    campaign is responsible social activity.

    20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them
    properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.

    21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical
    adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.

    22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun
    is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at
    women are "preying on their fears."

    23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers
    but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.

    24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun
    shows.

    25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority
    of the population supported owning slaves.

    26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a
    "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."

    27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which
    most people will abide by because they can be trusted.

    28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned
    because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use
    of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.

    29. Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and
    typewriters, but self- defense only justifies bare hands.

    30. The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of
    the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the
    Constitution.

    31. Charlton Heston, a movie actor as president of the NRA is a cheap
    lunatic who should be ignored, but Michael Douglas, a movie actor as a
    representative of Handgun Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is
    entitled to an audience at the UN arms control summit.

    32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger
    capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone
    and therefore need less ammunition.

    33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns
    because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.

    34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over handguns that
    private citizens can never hope to obtain.

    35. Private citizens don't need a gun for self- protection because the
    police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the
    police are not responsible for their protection.

    36. Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police
    chiefs, who are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with
    cops, need a gun.

    37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of
    people. The police need assault weapons. You do not.

    38. When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential
    promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to
    buy guns only from Smith & Wesson, that's good.

    39. Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for
    defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their
    duty weapon.

    40. Handgun Control, Inc., says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong
    hands." Guess what? You have the wrong hands.

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    kibbles1n0bits wrote:
    25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority
    of the population supported owning slaves.
    My personal favorite.

    This list was a good release this morning. Thanks.
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    And the newest slavery is to keep the people poor, and stupid
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    Great list! I did not realize that I had "wrong hands."

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    " Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over handguns that
    private citizens can never hope to obtain."

    So how many LEO's barely pass their annual certs? Most of them brag about never having had to take their guns out of the holster. Except for the Annual proficiency.





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    http://www.dilbert.com/2009-01-27/is pretty funny and firearm related.

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    kibbles1n0bits wrote:

    27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which
    most people will abide by because they can be trusted.



    33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns
    because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.

    My personal favorites.....thats a good list I am going to save it.
    I am not anti Cop I am just pro Citizen.

    U.S. v. Minker, 350 US 179, at page 187
    "Because of what appears to be a lawful command on the surface, many citizens, because
    of their respect for what only appears to be a law, are cunningly coerced into waiving their
    rights, due to ignorance." (Paraphrased)

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    24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun
    shows.

    I was sooooo close to spewing Mountain Dew all over my keyboard!

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    I would actually prefer cops not to take their guns out except for certifications. Some of the LEO's look like they have had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much coffee.

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    27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which
    most people will abide by because they can be trusted.



    WOW this seems to be the basis for all the Anti's logic of gun control.

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    thats one of the best lists ive ever read

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    18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, fingerprinting, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings.

    In the 1940's, 1950's and 1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.
    My favorite.

    In my area and time frame, two kids would square off behind the school and duke it out for a while. Eventually, they would both shake hands and become the best of friends.

    No guns, no knives, no clubs. Just the ability to fight, which was taught to youngsters by our elders!

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    Excellent list! That one's a passer! Thanks!

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    This seems to be an extract or derivative from this original, by writer Michael Z. Williamson. The linked list has several hundred items on it, so pardon me if I only post the link and not the whole list.

    No criticism of kibbles1n0bits intended. It's difficult to know where a lot of things on the .net come from. Still, the original is a copyrighted work.

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    GWbiker wrote:
    18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, fingerprinting, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings.

    In the 1940's, 1950's and 1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.
    My favorite.

    In my area and time frame, two kids would square off behind the school and duke it out for a while. Eventually, they would both shake hands and become the best of friends.

    No guns, no knives, no clubs. Just the ability to fight, which was taught to youngsters by our elders!
    Ah yes, fisticuffs, the lost art of dispute resolution. BAck when I was in school, at least one if not both participants of these engagements had a folding knife in their pockets. Pulling a knife back then was considered "bad form"and "dishonorable"during such negotiations.

    Those were the ""good 'ol days" weren't they?

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    TaskForce16 (1 February 2009 Sunday 09:10) reminisces:

    Those were the ""good 'ol days" weren't they?
    If you were good with your fists and/or average-sized or better, probably so. If you were the geeky short kid without much athletic ability, maybe not so much.

    If that part of things made those the good old days, maybe we should ban guns, and let people just settle their differences Like Men(tm). Mmm?

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    Gentleman Ranker wrote:
    This seems to be an extract or derivative from this original, by writer Michael Z. Williamson. The linked list has several hundred items on it...Still, the original is a copyrighted work.
    We call it "sampling" these days.

    Thanks for the link!







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    40 Reasons to Ban Guns I found this on facebook... it is funny

    It really isn't funny at all. I simply do not understand the anti-gun crowd.

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    War is Peace.
    Bad is Good.
    Empty is full.

    Guns are for protection so they should be banned for your safety.

    It's perfectly logical to an illogical person.

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    Holy Smolies.....before you post something like this again, there really needs to be a disclaimer telling us to not eat, drink cuz we might choke....smoke cuz we might drop our cig and burn the house down.....have the dog on our lap cuz he might get hurt....all cuz we are about to bust a gut!

    Really funny stuff and really not all that funny at the same time due to truthfulness.

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    That was a hoot!Lots of gems there.

    Regardless of where it came from, thanks Kibbles.

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