SteveInAshand
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This is one of the situations I walked into for lack of a better term "eye wide shut" <----- that will start to mean something as you read on.
Let me set this up, I was a small time car dealer , ok jeloppy hustler, shiester I think they call it in German, Puto Chingadara was my nick name in Mexican at least that was what the Mexicans who bought most of my cars would yell from a block away after they would buy one of my rolling wreaks as it over heated.
This took place in San Diego in the 90's, I got a call to come out and buy a 67 mustang fast back with with a kick butt hi po engine loaded with goodies , it only had a bad trani for 500 bucks !!!
I dropped everything and immediately drive out to the lower middle class neighborhood called Clairmont in San Diego around 4pm looking for the address so I can "score" on this great deal that I can flip over for a couple grand profit right away.
Well I am driving my tow truck ( old stick shift 75 Dodge ) slowly down the street looking for the address squinting with my poor eyesight, I am blind in the right eye, and my only good is is my bad eye.
Now that I lost my right eye in a gun fight not to long ago I REALLY dont like me left eye, I didn't like my left eye much when I had two , but now it for sure, my left eye is an A-hole jerk.
I mean my right eye and me, we were pals we were tight, we would shoot rifles, pistols and stare at wild game thru a spotting scope together for hours at a time.
My left eye didt like it, he was a a possesive jelous freak, all I ever asked of him was to watch that side so no one seeks up on me at Taco Bell, stop lights and when I blew my predator call, justy keep an eye out while "righty" and me spot game and shoot stuff.
So here we go, im in the tow truck, lefty is in charge now and he is squinting and staring , pointiing his hazel lazy ball at the small fuzzy numbers trying to get me to gues which address my wonder deal Mustange is housed.
So I am sqwinting trying to see the addresses on the front of the houses, I passed by one house with a 20 something white guy sitting on the porch and he thought I was "mad dogging" him, that is staring at him as I drove by.
Come to find out that he is a crystal meth fiend a looser who beats his older mom & dad as he lives off them.
So he comes jumping off the porch now running down the middle of the street after me & my tow truck, yelling mother f***r this, and mother f*** that at me :cuss: .
At the same time I see a beautiful 67 stang with polished Cragar racing wheels on fat wrinkle walls , nice shiny paint , and spotless chrome I mean this car is "boobs" baby and the owner sitting there waiting for me about 4 houses down.
So I got a highly animated cussing skeleton running after me and my truck for no good reason,:shock: and a guy who wants to hand me a couple thousand dollars of hot rod car at the same time, *sigh.:?
I stop one house short of the stang over so I can get rid of the freak, the freak jumps up on the back of my tow truck and starts to beat and kick my back window, I jump the clutch and toss him off the back of my truck and now he is running back to my side of the truck and grabbing at the handle and trying to brake in the window in a frothing rage.
I know I can more than likely beat him up he is not big or strong looking but he is young obviously on drugs and demonically possessed, s I know it mite be a tooth looser snapped nose or cut lip deal in order to get in on him and put him down & out.
I grab my Dan Wesson 357 ( loved that gun ) from the glove box jam it into my pants and jump out to beat him off with fist and feet , possibly toss him once or twice.
He sees the gun in my front waist band as I advance on him to kick him so I can close the gap and throw him or put a submission hold or perhaps a muai tai knee or whatever else opens itself to giving him at the moment.
He backs up to the back of my tow truck and grabs a J-hook ( long chain with a big metal hook on the end ) he swings is at me and says mother F****r as it slams into the side of my town truck as I back peddle , he swings the chain my way on the second pass, my truck is stopped wit the ignition off now.
I pull Dan out and point it at him, he drops the J-hook and say's "go ahead and shoot me mother f****r" really loud "do it DO IT !!!" and starts to walk with his arms spread out in a kind of target type spread, all the while walking at me only a few yard distance.
I lower the gun down to his nuts cock it ( I just improvised ) and said "I am not going to kill you I am going to shoot your testicles off and watch you die in slow agony" .
It was one of those fantasy Dirty Harry moments mixed with the stark reality that I am not in a movie, it was weird & surreal at best.
He freezes as the little squirrel on the wheel in his head starts to turn and ponder his future misery and backs up and starts to walk away all the while yelling obscenities at me.
I jumped on the cell phone called the cop's to CYA, they arrive (10 min later :X)
"After" I bought the car, they the cops say they know him they have arrested him for assault many times before and that he beats his old mom & dad and sucks off them and so they go drag him off the jail.
The cops don't even care that I have a gun in my front waist band as I talk to them, in fact they admired it as it was the one that came with a fully lugged barrel and extra short & long barrels in a nice box.
The cops and I shot the sheot for awhile then they left and I got the car. :celebrate
This could have gotten REAL bad fast and I could have got myself in deep deep doo doo, in hind site my ego almost got me in jail or at least defending myself over what could have been a bad shooting.
I bluffed and bull @#$%ed my way out of a situation that could have been very different.
I did learn a lot over that one, and would not play it quite that way again.
I did not back down because of money, plain & simple , back then I did not care one bit about the 2A, lofty morals or about my right to be about my business without fear of assault or my right to defend myself.
I only cared about being armed to kill a freak , a freak or two who wants to take what is mine plain & simple.
I wanted that mustang and I was not going to leave that car because I knew he (the seller) had called someone else and dam it I have a living to make and the freak must leave now or die.
I learned that the male ego ( both mine and his ego) can get us hurt , in jail and or killed.:banghead:
So there you have it, I will share some more encounters with wild animals, a few that came to shooting, injury & death when I am ready
This is one of the situations I walked into for lack of a better term "eye wide shut" <----- that will start to mean something as you read on.
Let me set this up, I was a small time car dealer , ok jeloppy hustler, shiester I think they call it in German, Puto Chingadara was my nick name in Mexican at least that was what the Mexicans who bought most of my cars would yell from a block away after they would buy one of my rolling wreaks as it over heated.
This took place in San Diego in the 90's, I got a call to come out and buy a 67 mustang fast back with with a kick butt hi po engine loaded with goodies , it only had a bad trani for 500 bucks !!!
I dropped everything and immediately drive out to the lower middle class neighborhood called Clairmont in San Diego around 4pm looking for the address so I can "score" on this great deal that I can flip over for a couple grand profit right away.
Well I am driving my tow truck ( old stick shift 75 Dodge ) slowly down the street looking for the address squinting with my poor eyesight, I am blind in the right eye, and my only good is is my bad eye.
Now that I lost my right eye in a gun fight not to long ago I REALLY dont like me left eye, I didn't like my left eye much when I had two , but now it for sure, my left eye is an A-hole jerk.
I mean my right eye and me, we were pals we were tight, we would shoot rifles, pistols and stare at wild game thru a spotting scope together for hours at a time.
My left eye didt like it, he was a a possesive jelous freak, all I ever asked of him was to watch that side so no one seeks up on me at Taco Bell, stop lights and when I blew my predator call, justy keep an eye out while "righty" and me spot game and shoot stuff.
So here we go, im in the tow truck, lefty is in charge now and he is squinting and staring , pointiing his hazel lazy ball at the small fuzzy numbers trying to get me to gues which address my wonder deal Mustange is housed.
So I am sqwinting trying to see the addresses on the front of the houses, I passed by one house with a 20 something white guy sitting on the porch and he thought I was "mad dogging" him, that is staring at him as I drove by.
Come to find out that he is a crystal meth fiend a looser who beats his older mom & dad as he lives off them.
So he comes jumping off the porch now running down the middle of the street after me & my tow truck, yelling mother f***r this, and mother f*** that at me :cuss: .
At the same time I see a beautiful 67 stang with polished Cragar racing wheels on fat wrinkle walls , nice shiny paint , and spotless chrome I mean this car is "boobs" baby and the owner sitting there waiting for me about 4 houses down.
So I got a highly animated cussing skeleton running after me and my truck for no good reason,:shock: and a guy who wants to hand me a couple thousand dollars of hot rod car at the same time, *sigh.:?
I stop one house short of the stang over so I can get rid of the freak, the freak jumps up on the back of my tow truck and starts to beat and kick my back window, I jump the clutch and toss him off the back of my truck and now he is running back to my side of the truck and grabbing at the handle and trying to brake in the window in a frothing rage.
I know I can more than likely beat him up he is not big or strong looking but he is young obviously on drugs and demonically possessed, s I know it mite be a tooth looser snapped nose or cut lip deal in order to get in on him and put him down & out.
I grab my Dan Wesson 357 ( loved that gun ) from the glove box jam it into my pants and jump out to beat him off with fist and feet , possibly toss him once or twice.
He sees the gun in my front waist band as I advance on him to kick him so I can close the gap and throw him or put a submission hold or perhaps a muai tai knee or whatever else opens itself to giving him at the moment.
He backs up to the back of my tow truck and grabs a J-hook ( long chain with a big metal hook on the end ) he swings is at me and says mother F****r as it slams into the side of my town truck as I back peddle , he swings the chain my way on the second pass, my truck is stopped wit the ignition off now.
I pull Dan out and point it at him, he drops the J-hook and say's "go ahead and shoot me mother f****r" really loud "do it DO IT !!!" and starts to walk with his arms spread out in a kind of target type spread, all the while walking at me only a few yard distance.
I lower the gun down to his nuts cock it ( I just improvised ) and said "I am not going to kill you I am going to shoot your testicles off and watch you die in slow agony" .
It was one of those fantasy Dirty Harry moments mixed with the stark reality that I am not in a movie, it was weird & surreal at best.
He freezes as the little squirrel on the wheel in his head starts to turn and ponder his future misery and backs up and starts to walk away all the while yelling obscenities at me.
I jumped on the cell phone called the cop's to CYA, they arrive (10 min later :X)
"After" I bought the car, they the cops say they know him they have arrested him for assault many times before and that he beats his old mom & dad and sucks off them and so they go drag him off the jail.
The cops don't even care that I have a gun in my front waist band as I talk to them, in fact they admired it as it was the one that came with a fully lugged barrel and extra short & long barrels in a nice box.
The cops and I shot the sheot for awhile then they left and I got the car. :celebrate
This could have gotten REAL bad fast and I could have got myself in deep deep doo doo, in hind site my ego almost got me in jail or at least defending myself over what could have been a bad shooting.
I bluffed and bull @#$%ed my way out of a situation that could have been very different.
I did learn a lot over that one, and would not play it quite that way again.
I did not back down because of money, plain & simple , back then I did not care one bit about the 2A, lofty morals or about my right to be about my business without fear of assault or my right to defend myself.
I only cared about being armed to kill a freak , a freak or two who wants to take what is mine plain & simple.
I wanted that mustang and I was not going to leave that car because I knew he (the seller) had called someone else and dam it I have a living to make and the freak must leave now or die.
I learned that the male ego ( both mine and his ego) can get us hurt , in jail and or killed.:banghead:
So there you have it, I will share some more encounters with wild animals, a few that came to shooting, injury & death when I am ready