Alright, so I'm out with a friend and a roommate getting food for today at Kroger. About 30 minutes in, I notice a manager is looking at me from across the isles while we're walking down the end. We head up through the frozen food section and he's looking right at me walking very cautiously and trying to confirm that I'm carrying. He walks past and then turns to talk to me.
SM - Store Manager
Me - Legally Carrying
SM - "Do you have a permit for that?"
Me - "For what?"
SM - "Your gun."
Me - "Why would I need a permit for a gun?"
SM - "Uhhhhhhhhhh.................."
SM - "Don't you need a permit for a gun?"
Me - "Sounds like you been watchin' too much tv." "When was the last time you read up on Kentucky law?"
Me - "Are you from Kentucky?"
Me - "How do you carry your gun when you go out with your family?"
Me - "How does your wife feel about you not protecting her?"
Always put the question back on the questioner. Make him feel like his manhood is suspect, which, obviously, it is.
Now steal me a 'Vette out the back door.