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Wife found me naked with a Glock

Citizen

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TehGruu wrote:
SNIP Lol! Sorry, Citizen, but that was funny!
No apology needed. Its all in good fun.

This is just another example of why he usually wins these playfull littlematches.

:)
 

Grapeshot

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TehGruu wrote:
Grapeshot wrote:
Citizen wrote:
Tomahawk wrote:
Well, that's at two stories of naked self-defense I've read on OCDO, now.
Yep.

Or maybe not. We've long considered the definition of a well dressed man includes a sidearm. So, despite lacking clothes, one could say he was well dressed.

Although I personally would never wear a Glock after 6:00 PM.

:D
Beware! If it is before 6:00 PM, Citizen may very well have his glock in his hand. You may have to look closely though - its a sub-compact. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yata hey
Lol! Sorry, Citizen, but that was funny!
OCDO already has its nakedshoplifter.

Maybe Citizen could change his screen name to glockinhand.

Not sure what avatar to suggest though. :lol:

The entire idea of men running around dressed out with only there arms is not a pretty picture. I'm going to have to stop this before before I LMS. :lol:

Yata hey

PS - LMS = laugh or laughing myself sick !!!!
 

TehGruu

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Statesman wrote:
I bet you sleep nekkid with your Glock, too.

Glad to hear it turned out O.K.

Nah, I wised up and sleep in boxers now. I have a Sig Pro with night sights now...My Colt pulls guard duty during the day. And thank you.
 

Citizen

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I wasn't going to pick up the gauntlet, but this thread keeps coming back.

Its interesting that Grapeshot has such a fixation on other men's Glocks. Especially since his screen name essentiallyrefers to "little balls."

Call them sub-munitions.

:):p



Standby to engage. 5...4...3...2...
 

Grapeshot

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Citizen wrote:
I wasn't going to pick up the gauntlet, but this thread keeps coming back.

Its interesting that Grapeshot has such a fixation on other men's Glocks. Especially since his screen name essentiallyrefers to "little balls."

Call them sub-munitions.

:):p



Standby to engage. 5...4...3...2...
Edited - he'll never hear the one that gets him anyhow. :)

click, click......

Yata hey
 

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NightOwl wrote:
...if things keep going at this rate, there's going to be an OC nudist event, in due course. Which could be...interesting.

Yeah but I think the belt or holster would chaff in all the wrong places!

You could use on of those concealed carryPhanny Packs!:pPun intended!
 

Grapeshot

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Infidel wrote:
NightOwl wrote:
...if things keep going at this rate, there's going to be an OC nudist event, in due course. Which could be...interesting.

Yeah but I think the belt or holster would chaff in all the wrong places!

You could use on of those concealed carryPhanny Packs!:pPun intended!
Watch the zipper! :shock:

Yata hey
 

nobucks

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For the record, I was wearing jogging shorts in my recent incident. I even put on a shirt after the cops arrived.

Joel
 

frommycolddeadhands

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Hillarious! Glad the situation turned out ok for you and the wifey, otherwise it might be slightly less funny.

And if the guy on the other side of the door was naked, well that would just be awkward....
 
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