I'll often walk around with a duty belt, where I open carry my 1911 Colt, my Wildfire Pepper Spray, my M18 L taser, and my Smith & Wesson Extreme Ops Folding Knife - all carried on my belt.
Sometimes I'll even have my sheathed Claymore sword slung over my back.
Pantywasite. Took me forever to track one down but now I never leave home without my nuclear-tipped RPG.:celebrate 100% guaranteed to end any and all confrontations within a quarter mile instantaneously. If you're not packing one of THESE you're just not packing and should just stay home.I got you ALL beat. I carry a 20mm Vulcan. But I keep it in a parallel universe, and when I need to use it, I just open up a small rift between the worlds, and fire up the Vulcan. Oh yeah, there is a claymore sword over there too in case I need it.
I considered the nuclear option, but the problem is I carry where I live, shop and engage in recreational activities. If I was forced to defend myself, I would like to be able to come back the next day without wearing a dosimeter badge.sv_libertarian wrote:Pantywasite. Took me forever to track one down but now I never leave home without my nuclear-tipped RPG.:celebrate 100% guaranteed to end any and all confrontations within a quarter mile instantaneously. If you're not packing one of THESE you're just not packing and should just stay home.I got you ALL beat. I carry a 20mm Vulcan. But I keep it in a parallel universe, and when I need to use it, I just open up a small rift between the worlds, and fire up the Vulcan. Oh yeah, there is a claymore sword over there too in case I need it.
Bah, just get a daily full-body Xray and you'll be immune to radiation in a couple of months.I considered the nuclear option, but the problem is I carry where I live, shop and engage in recreational activities. If I was forced to defend myself, I would like to be able to come back the next day without wearing a dosimeter badge.
*However* I do have a contract with a Klingon Bird of Prey, which ensures a prompt response to my calls, and full annihilation of up three planets before I have to pay a higher premium.
Bah, what's a little fun? It's harmless.Is there a way we can either lock or delete this useless and embarrassing tread?
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phone guy wrote:Bah, what's a little fun? It's harmless.Is there a way we can either lock or delete this useless and embarrassing tread?
Remember LEO s and and people come from all over the world and learn from us......
Please lets keep this forum professional.
Especially this particular fun.phone guy wrote:Bah, what's a little fun? It's harmless.Is there a way we can either lock or delete this useless and embarrassing tread?
Remember LEO s and and people come from all over the world and learn from us......
Please lets keep this forum professional.
Well if you can't, I'm sure the Klingons can. I hear they can be very convincing.... for a price :lol:I can't beat the Vulcan, nor the Klingon Bird of Prey.
I usually just have to rely on towed artillery--bore sighted flechette rounds. A Klingon cloaking device might be handy, though. I wonder ifI can get approval to import one from the State Department.
Citizen wrote:Well if you can't, I'm sure the Klingons can. I hear they can be very convincing.... for a price :lol:I can't beat the Vulcan, nor the Klingon Bird of Prey.
I usually just have to rely on towed artillery--bore sighted flechette rounds. A Klingon cloaking device might be handy, though. I wonder ifI can get approval to import one from the State Department.
Until he posted the picture, I was wondering what the hell he did with the wires and clacker.The claymore I carry with me is the kind that says " FRONT TOWARD ENEMY "
I don't think that's something I'd want to *carry* as a defensive weapon.The claymore I carry with me is the kind that says " FRONT TOWARD ENEMY "