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    Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, they just pass a law against burnt out bulbs and then walk away pretending it isn’t still dark…
    "The fourth man's dark, accusing song had scratched our comfort hard and long..."
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    hahaha

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    ixtow wrote:
    Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, they just pass a law against burnt out bulbs and then walk away pretending it isn’t still dark…
    None ? Now that's plain stupid . None ?

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    Now how would they even know that the light bulb is burned out? They go through life with their eyes closed all the time.

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    ixtow wrote:
    Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None, they just pass a law against burnt out bulbs and then walk away pretending it isn’t still dark…
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    HA Ha now thats funny stuff there.

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    Came across this one on the web. Warning: Adult content- language. Not responsible for this video, it's content, nor statements contained within. But it's sill funny as hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/uj0mtxXEGE8...edded&fs=1

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    i have seen that video be fore and it was real funny then and still is real funny

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    I saw a realy good video on the web, but I can't find it anywhere. It's about a mock interview of a criminal, and how he says people carrying guns make him fearful, and his job harder, and how gun carrying should be left to professionals like him. I wish I could find it. It's strikingly real.

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    OK, but don't any of you know the standard response to any and all "How many _______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

    The answer is ALWAYS: "Two, but the trick is getting them in there...."
    "The fourth man's dark, accusing song had scratched our comfort hard and long..."
    http://edhelper.com/poetry/The_Hangm...rice_Ogden.htm

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    "Be not intimidated ... nor suffer yourselves to be wheedled out of your Liberties by any pretense of Politeness, Delicacy, or Decency. These, as they are often used, are but three different names for Hypocrisy, Chicanery, and Cowardice." - John Adams

    Tyranny with Manners is still Tyranny.

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