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Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they just pass a law against burnt out bulbs and then walk away pretending it isn’t still dark…
 
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ixtow wrote:
Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they just pass a law against burnt out bulbs and then walk away pretending it isn’t still dark…
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I saw a realy good video on the web, but I can't find it anywhere. It's about a mock interview of a criminal, and how he says people carrying guns make him fearful, and his job harder, and how gun carrying should be left to professionals like him. I wish I could find it. It's strikingly real.
 
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OK, but don't any of you know the standard response to any and all "How many _______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

The answer is ALWAYS: "Two, but the trick is getting them in there...."
 
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