Haha, um ok. I think we'd all agree with you. I tend to use other tools to solve problems (i.e. mowing the grass, doing taxes, washing the car, etc).
The only thing a gun can do is kill and the only reason I need it is to kill and the only time I would need that done is if my life or my family's life is in eminent danger. A gun is quite the uni-tasker.
That and they're fun to shoot at the range--you should try it.