I really liked the comment reply by this poster.
"Seriously, how many commenters here have Viagra/Cialis prescriptions?
I guess if I couldn't get it up or ejaculate I'd have to own a gun too."
"Please allow me, sir, to express my deep admiration of the appendage you are evidently able to deploy for self-defense in place of a gun. You must be very proud. I am certain every lady you know feels safer in your presence than with nearly any other man.
I admit that my own, personal johnson is pitifully inadequate for self-defense purposes.
I agree with you that that women should be left defenseless, since they are anatomically unsuited for it. Plus, it makes them so much easier to subdue.
It’s also true that the elderly and handicapped, regardless of size, do not deserve the right to self-defense, since their wang-fu will likely be inadequate for a variety of reasons. We don’t need such human rubbish, anyway.
I admit, I’ve always found it disturbing that the police and military, being unable to find recruits of your mighty dimensions, instead must brand them as the puny weaklings they are by issuing handguns and rifles.
Congratulations to you again, and I am sure we will hear more of your exploits as you defend your self, your family, your neighbors, and your nation with your wee-wee..
I implore you to post the resulting news pictures."