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    So today I went into Impact Guns across town to pick up a few mags for my LCP (only had the one stock mag since I bought it). On the door, I saw a paper advertisement "Zombie Course Level 1"

    While it was extremely interesting just by the title, reading it, they're actually advertising how to spot undead, how to dispatch them, etc.

    Reading the actual bulleted points on what they're teaching, it looks like a basic firearms course with a good bit of humor in the advertisement just to entice the potential customer. Has anybody else ever seen things like this? It's tempting to take the course just because of the awesome advert!

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    Would that be like learning sniper techniques, to pick off all those dead voters that turn up at the polls at election time?

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    Task Force 16 wrote:
    Would that be like learning sniper techniques, to pick off all those dead voters that turn up at the poles at election time?
    Too cold for them to vote, anyway. No influence on the election. :P

    Of course, it could just be a magnetic attraction to politics.

    I imagine all the dead statists and leftists head to the south pole to vote, seeing as how they don't have to travel very far to get there.


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    Citizen wrote:
    Task Force 16 wrote:
    Would that be like learning sniper techniques, to pick off all those dead voters that turn up at the poles at election time?
    Too cold for them to vote, anyway. No influence on the election. :P

    Of course, it could just be a magnetic attraction to politics.

    I imagine all the dead statists and leftists head to the south pole to vote, seeing as how they don't have to travel very far to get there.

    Fixed it, wise a$$. :P

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    If I recall, the movie said you have to wear these special sunglasses, then you can see them.

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    Read 'The Zombie Survival Guide'.... A tongue in cheek look at real survival skills and the mindset required...
    Evangelical lessons are provided upon request. Anyone wishing to meet Jesus can just kick in my door.

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    UtahJarhead wrote:
    So today I went into Impact Guns across town to pick up a few mags for my LCP (only had the one stock mag since I bought it). On the door, I saw a paper advertisement "Zombie Course Level 1"

    While it was extremely interesting just by the title, reading it, they're actually advertising how to spot undead, how to dispatch them, etc.

    Reading the actual bulleted points on what they're teaching, it looks like a basic firearms course with a good bit of humor in the advertisement just to entice the potential customer. Has anybody else ever seen things like this? It's tempting to take the course just because of the awesome advert!
    Sharper Image is currently marketing their patented Zombie Detector, but in California, you have to be a police officer to order it.

    Oh, and you have to be dead to use it.

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    I find that zombies identify themselves; no need for a detector.

    Simple indications are Obama or McCain stickers on their cars, a willingness to praise airport security for keepoing them safe, etc.

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    Tomahawk wrote:
    I find that zombies identify themselves; no need for a detector.

    Yep, you just have to look for the classic indications:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    ZombieSquad is a group that has lots of survival forums with tips from guns to bug out gear.
    http://zombiehunters.org/

    I just found it a few days ago and there is a lot of good topics to explore and learn from.

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