Homeowner: "Please come quickly. Someone is breaking into my house. My wife and kids are scared."
911: "Are you sure? All officers are really busy."
[glass breaking in background]
Homeowner: "Come quickly. He is climbing into our house through the kitchen window."
911: "Sir, could you speak up a little louder? I can barely hear you."
Homeowner: "He's in my house. He is going to hurt us! Help!"
911: "Sir, you need to not resist. Just give the intruder whatever he needs."
Homeowner: "Ok. I'll give him just what he needs."
911: "I heard shots fired. Is everything ok?"
Homeowner: "Everything is fine. I gave the bad guy exactly what he needed."
911: "Well, check to make sure he is dead."
Homeowner: "Ok. I will."
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Homeowner: "Yep. He's dead now."
[presses red "easy" button]
Electronic voice: THAT WAS EASY!