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    I am sure that everyone is aware of this, but just wanted to put it out there just in case...

    You may hear a stirring tonight coming from your Chimney or that special place that is used as an entrance, and you might hear a jolly laugh and maybe even some steps on the roof.

    If it were any other time of the year, I bet that laugh would be met with "get the F**K down now" -- but not tonight. For tonight, it seems is the one time of the year that we allow someone to come into our homes unannounced and pull a "reverse" robbery. Yes, instead of him taking something of value, he leaves it.

    There may be a fat man in your living room wondering around, he might even try to sneak a cookie or two. Its ok, it just Claus and buddies leaving you with some Holiday cheer.

    So, tonight, remember to holster your weapon and give a thanks for all that you have and all that love you and how lucky we are to live in this country where we can fight, kick and scream against tyranny and injustice, for we DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

    ....besides, you don't want to be the guy that is known as the one that killed Santa....do you?!?

    Have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone and I hope that all your wishes come true and you are surrounded by love!

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    Oh crap...

    I forgot to disarm the mines!
    Evangelical lessons are provided upon request. Anyone wishing to meet Jesus can just kick in my door.

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    CRAP!!! the Claymore just went off... Damn I was hoping the sound was the drunken in-law who stayed the night, falling down the stairs. At least then it would have been something to look forward to. I think it was the claymore... Hopefully it wasn't the landmine I put under the guest bathroom toilet seat.... I just know i'l get blamed for that one.
    "TR Clean up the bathroom... By the way have your seen auntie drunkie this morning?"
    "Um Yeah.... she's all over the place around here somewhere.... Oh and on a TOTALLY unrelated note, we need a new toilet seat."

    I do love *MOST* of my In-Laws... Except this one is enough to drive me outta the house to spend the night with the GF... If she had been home and not out with the family herself.



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    According to the movie Santa Clause, if you kill him, your stuck with the job. Not so bad for me. I am unemployed so I dont have a job, I'm already fat, love cookies, and I'm not lactose intolerent.
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
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    Maybe i should put the sentry guns on standby, but oh man Engineer is gonna go be so mad cause i'z messin with his stuff.

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    SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!
    Quote Originally Posted by SayWhat View Post

    Shooters before hooters.

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    G22Paddy wrote:
    SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!
    Kudos for the TF2 reference.
    "Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world." ~ Musashi

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    So many idiots get stuck in chimneys, I wonder if there's ever been a successful burglary via chimney ingress.

    I'd be like "aw, crap, now the fire department's gonna have to destroy my chimney to get him out."

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    Ok i really was having a giggle at that posting. Hope everyone has or had a great Christmas. Hopefully santa didn't get a gun pulled on him. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! :celebrate

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    You probably did not see Santa last night. I shot him and took all the presents for my self, Some very interesting stuff in there. I don't know what to do about the reindeer on my roof tho, The neighbors think its a great decoration but they are starting to make some noise.

    The last words Santa heard was Happy Hanukkah. That really confused him while he was putting presents under the tree.

    I guess I gotta be Santa now according to "The Santa Clause"



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    Hey, that means you have my lump of coal, I was planning on having heattonight.
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

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    Glocked and Loaded wrote:
    You probably did not see Santa last night. I shot him and took all the presents for my self, Some very interesting stuff in there. I don't know what to do about the reindeer on my roof tho, The neighbors think its a great decoration but they are starting to make some noise.

    The last words Santa heard was Happy Hanukkah. That really confused him while he was putting presents under the tree.

    I guess I gotta be Santa now according to "The Santa Clause"

    Oh I love venison!!!
    I am not anti Cop I am just pro Citizen.

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    of their respect for what only appears to be a law, are cunningly coerced into waiving their
    rights, due to ignorance." (Paraphrased)

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    @amzbrady
    I sold the coal. I need to get a new Glock.

    @SVG I was thinking of some roof hunting my self. I will Hide behind the Chimney and get a good vantage point.



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    Glocked and Loaded wrote:
    @amzbrady
    I sold the coal. I need to get a new Glock.

    @SVG I was thinking of some roof hunting my self. I will Hide behind the Chimney and get a good vantage point.

    That bright red nose should help site in better



    I am not anti Cop I am just pro Citizen.

    U.S. v. Minker, 350 US 179, at page 187
    "Because of what appears to be a lawful command on the surface, many citizens, because
    of their respect for what only appears to be a law, are cunningly coerced into waiving their
    rights, due to ignorance." (Paraphrased)

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