ProShooter wrote:
skidmark wrote:
ProShooter wrote:
We're looking for 1 or 2 young ladies to assist with classes and gun shows. Typical admin type stuff.....paperwork, handling money, customer service, etc.I need someone reliable with some knowledge of guns. Hours may be sporadic.
Resumes can be emailed to: info@proactiveshooters.com. Qualified candidates will receive more information during the interview phase.
Thanks,
Jim
If'n you don't consider this my application I'm gonna nail you with an age/sex/ planetary origin discrimination lawsuit that will make your head spin. Sort of like that guy that sued Hooters & won. 'Course I can't guarantee that I'll look as purty as he did in them pantyhose & orange shorts, but I can do all the other stuff. And as for being sporadic - well, let's just say that is my best point.
stay safe.
skidmark
Skid - I never fancied you as a potential "Shooters girl" but if you want to send a resume in, I'll be happy to review it...
My resume:
I was born at a very young age. It happened in a hospital because I wanted to be cloose to my mother.
I was employed full-time since I was about 16. I never worked a day in my life but never felt I had to back up to a paycheck. I'm now retired. If you want to know what I did before I became retired I'll tell you, but I'll have to shoot you for some of it. The rest doesn't matter.
I bathe when I have to/ought to. I keep my clothes clean except when I eat - I do change afterwards. My breath don't stink of terbaccy.
I don't have any criminal history.
I use more than two fingers to type with. I can add up to 10 without taking off my shoes. I can make change. I can make correct change most times.
I will settle for less pay than I think I'm worth.
I've changed my mind about wearing the shorts - I won't do it. You can all stop the petitions now, OK?
If you hire me I promise to take my meds early in the morning on the days I'm supposed to show up.
If it's a condition of employment I will not giggle when you lapse into your Joisey accent, tell your cop stories, or start waving your water pistol all over the place.
How many other applicants are willing to put their lives out in the open like that?
stay safe.
skidmark