State of the Union Address Drinking Game

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Obama says "let me be clear", Do one shot.
Obama says "change isn't easy", Do one shot.
Obama says "make no mistake", Do one shot.
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake.", He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots.
Joe Wilson yells something, Do two shots.
Obama yells back, Finish the bottle.
Obama says "jobs", Do one shot, two if you're unemployed.
Obama says "health care", Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver.
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal, Do one shot.
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal, STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Obama mentions Bo, Put beer in your dog's water bowl.
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over, Do three shots.
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership", Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow.
Obama says he's "fighting for you", Do one shot, two if you believe him.
Obama mentions Haiti, Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

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Haha, nice. I like it!

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sounds like fun...

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You'd be legally dead from alcohol poisoning about 10 minutes into the game.

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T Vance wrote:

You'd be legally dead from alcohol poisoning about 10 minutes into the game.

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So what your saying is suicide by Obama?

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THway wrote:

T Vance wrote:

You'd be legally dead from alcohol poisoning about 10 minutes into the game.

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So what your saying is suicide by Obama?

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Yup! That's the "change" he spoke of. At one time you're alive-->Change-->now you're dead.

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So Obama really is a cult leader :lol: