Zero tolerance strikes in Portland!

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Zero Tolerance strikes again...this time in Portland, OR



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http://www.examiner.com/x-4525-Seattle-Gun-Rights-Examiner~y2010m2d9-Zero-Tolerance-stupidity-strikes-again-in-Portland

Or try this:

http://tinyurl.com/yamts6p

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Sigh. You can't fix stupid.

Next we'll be banning pens, pencils, and paperclips. When will the walls be lined with bubble wrap?

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Puddin99 wrote:

Sigh. You can't fix stupid.

Next we'll be banning pens, pencils, and paperclips. When will the walls be lined with bubble wrap?

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NOOOO, not bubble wrap!!! :shock:

Someone might pop a bubble, and then the reports of "Shots Fired" will run rampant, and they will lock down every school in a 25 mile radius until the SWAT teams have made tactical entry to every single classroom and pointed their automaticweapons at the heads of each and every one of the "innocent children", aka potential shooters. :banghead:

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Decoligny, I agree with your analysis of what would happen, given the moratorium on brains that is Zero Tolerance.

MD

"Because" means I don't have to think.
"It's our policy" means we don't have to think.
"Zero tolerance policy" means thinking by anybody is forbidden.