If I'd have lost my weapon while in the Army I'd have been court-martialed, my battalion would have had to search for it and would have been confined to the installation until it was found. These buttheads are rank amateurs and need to be drawn and quartered.
It makes my blood boil to know that we place the security of our borders in the hands of incompetents, 'course IF our borders were secured in the first place we might not have all these problems.
Keep your powder dry! It just keeps gettin' curiouser and curiouser
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