"Ooh, ooh. Wait a minute while I unlock my Acme burglarproof(tm) gun safe."
A gun safe from you and your kidz is a gun safe from the intruder.
All of my guns are loaded. The SA1911A1 right here is Condition One. The H&K USPc .40 bedside is Condition Two. The Luger in the safe is chambered not cocked not safe. The EBS (Evil Black Shotgun) 870 is Condition One.