Yep, they caught me, I'm compensating!
Compensating for not being able to shoot bullets from my finger, and compensating for the governments inability and unwillingness to spend the money to protect me every hour of every day the way they do politicians and other "important people".
I'm ALSO compensating for not having enough money to hire people to carry the gun for me.
Gosh, I'm just SO unworthy of the right to self protection, I'm just compensating all over the place. :P