greengum
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I had some friends come up and visit this week. One of them has moved to Columbia and came back to the states to do his taxes. Well one night we decided to go to the blue martini on the strip. I was a little hung over from the night before and didn't feel like drinking much so I decided to OC with them. We were having some cocktails and I came up with a plan to get my buddy a little action with this super hot blond. Of course she was packed up with her little group.
The idea came after I took a leak and the restroom attendent asked me if I was a LEO. I told him no and that it was for protection. Well the little light bulb went off. I laid out my plans to my friends and we must have laughed for a good 10 minutes. I decided I would do it. I scrambled to search on my phone online to see if I would be commiting a crime. Nothing came up so I just watched what I said.
I walked to the pack of ladies and approached the blond. I made sure to be strong side out so they could see my gun. I told her that my client is a Columbian here on vacation and would like to have a drink with her at his table. HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!
The funny part is after leaving the club security stopped me at the door. He pointed to my right hand and informed me that I could not smoke inside! WTF! Not a single word about my gun.
The next morning I got a call from my buddy and was awarded the "best wingman of the year award."
I had some friends come up and visit this week. One of them has moved to Columbia and came back to the states to do his taxes. Well one night we decided to go to the blue martini on the strip. I was a little hung over from the night before and didn't feel like drinking much so I decided to OC with them. We were having some cocktails and I came up with a plan to get my buddy a little action with this super hot blond. Of course she was packed up with her little group.
The idea came after I took a leak and the restroom attendent asked me if I was a LEO. I told him no and that it was for protection. Well the little light bulb went off. I laid out my plans to my friends and we must have laughed for a good 10 minutes. I decided I would do it. I scrambled to search on my phone online to see if I would be commiting a crime. Nothing came up so I just watched what I said.
I walked to the pack of ladies and approached the blond. I made sure to be strong side out so they could see my gun. I told her that my client is a Columbian here on vacation and would like to have a drink with her at his table. HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!
The funny part is after leaving the club security stopped me at the door. He pointed to my right hand and informed me that I could not smoke inside! WTF! Not a single word about my gun.
The next morning I got a call from my buddy and was awarded the "best wingman of the year award."
