Good job, dude. You're well on your way. I even made a joke about how you would look more appropriate OC'ing a sword on another post.
I've seen people OC'ing guns, but not since Natural Born Killers have I seen a knife TRULY OC'ed. People always clip em' to their pockets and that's technically OC, but outside the pants sheath is the way to go.
Welcome to the craziness. This movement becomes an obsession, and just like in Fight Club, everywhere you go you start sizing things up.
"I would probably get arrested/kicked outta here for OC."
"Man, I wish the wind would just blow my jacket up like Marilyn Monroe."
"Dude, it's hot."
"Oh crap, I know that guy from ______. Here we go with the questions..."
"Freedom is truly awesome. Is this what other patriots felt like?"
"Man, I hate waiting in lines. Maybe I'll just barely rest my arm up against it so those darn people behind me can't snatch the precious so easily." (Cuz everyone's out to snatch your sidearm when OC'ing. )
Ok, maybe most of these are just me.