Humor in the citation: 1) We have the same birthday. 2) They essentially and blatantly, ignored - if not broke - the law by naming those three violations against you.
My wife, however, found no humor and, again, expressed her fear about me carrying when we move to Utah next week, instead of here in Idaho where nearly no one cares. She said, "While I know a few great officers, some are just stupid and piss me off in Utah. None of the cops here care!"
(Edit: we're not cop-haters, I swear. I actually would love to be an Officer!)