"I must be able to carry my gun on all private property."
This has been brought up but I believe the general consensus is that private property rights should trump all (at least with the libertarian's amongst us)
"I must be able to carry my gun at the beach while wearing only swim shorts."
Well, there is a rumor that you once concealed your BUG while wearing Speedos... :P
"I must have my gun within armâ€™s reach at all times no matter the activity."
Item 1 refutes this claim, however I believe it should be available in any location you may be 'required' to be.
Edit: Stupid spell check...