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    Wink FLS Caption Contest

    The Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star's Editorial Cartoonist is about as liberal as they come... and unable to be reasoned with. Predictably, he's created a cartoon depicting his view of McDonald for this week's caption contest. I'm sure we have some creative folks here who can come up with something funny while making a point for our view... even though he surely thinks he's priming the other side.

    The good news: You don't have to sign up for any site membership to submit an entry.

    The bad news (1): They do require you to give your name and an e-mail address to enter.

    The bad news (2): Despite his insistence of fairness, he determines the finalists for public voting by passing the entries around his office, full of liberal newspaper reporters... so don't expect to get any farther than the first round.

    But... for our own amusement, we can share the entries here!

    TFred

    Here's the link to the page to enter.

    Here's the cartoon:


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    I'll start!

    Edit: Nah, I can do better...
    Last edited by TFred; 06-30-2010 at 01:58 AM.

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    LONG GUN OPEN CARRY - Endorsed by SCOTUS!!

    Be careful out there. That is an unholstered gun, and a long gun at that. We can't talk about such strange things on this forum.

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    As Opposed to Being Funny - How About We Try a Little "Hope"?

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    The quiet war has begun, with silent weapons
    And the newest slavery is to keep the people poor, and stupid
    Novos ordo seclorum ~ Mustaine

    Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    There's no mag well on an AK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoom6zoom View Post
    There's no mag well on an AK!
    It's an AR 49

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    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training.” Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Say hello to my little friend!

    Supreme Court.... Scarface Edition

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    Ok.. got it!

    "I bet Citizens United ain't looking so bad now, is it Mr. President!?"



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    "McDonald v. Chicago was about handguns, so why am I carrying this stupid rifle?"
    "Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18

    Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
    Paramedics With Guns Scare People!

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    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by zoom6zoom View Post
    There's no mag well on an AK!
    Apparently there is if your an F-tarded ignorant liberal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmonsjoe View Post
    Apparently there is if your an F-tarded ignorant liberal.
    Its either an M-47 or AK-16 - hard to tell.
    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training.” Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    'Till the last landings made, and we stand unafraid, on a shore not mortal has seen,
    'Till the last bugle call, sounds taps for us all,
    It's Semper Fidelis, MARINE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
    Its either an M-47 or AK-16 - hard to tell.
    I'd say without the wrong magazine, it mostly resembles a Thompson Submachine gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
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    Come to think of it, the picture does look alot like Kagan!

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    As promised, the editorial cartoonist picked four of the lamest captions imaginable for the final "contest"... I pasted them below. I also changed the image link to the "Weekly Challenge" where you can vote if you want to bother... but you do have to have a login for that.

    Sad.

    TFred



    • Pull
    • I’m in charge and I said dance!
    • I call this baby my "Decision Maker"
    • And yet fireworks are illegal. Strange, huh?


    I think I decided my personal favorite caption for this cartoon would be:

    "What're ya gonna say NEXT State of the Union, Mr. President???"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFred View Post
    I think I decided my personal favorite caption for this cartoon would be:

    "What're ya gonna say NEXT State of the Union, Mr. President???"
    I agree TFred.
    He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to see. Pancho & Lefty

    The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us....There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! ...The war is inevitable–and let it come! I repeat it, Sir, let it come …………. PATRICK HENRY speech 1776

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    I dunno. The fireworks one is pretty good, just not really 2A in nature.

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