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Man robs Mercer Island Albertsons Pharmacy Monday night

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amzbrady said:
SNIP I think it makes a difference what you write on also. Plain white notebook paper just says I'm in a hurry and this is not very well thought out, but Yellow ruled on legal paper says I mean business, and already have a lawyer on retainer.
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If you really mean business, your mom has her attorney type the note on the firm's letterhead. A full-size sheet is easily recognizeable by any punk.

Plus, when the police come to investigate your DNU (defensive note use), they'll know they're dealing with some serious stuff.
 
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It will work much better if you use some paper that is a bit better than simple notebook paper. Stationery shows it is really real. Maybe with some ponies on it.
 
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Citizen said:
If you really mean business, your mom has her attorney type the note on the firm's letterhead. A full-size sheet is easily recognizeable by any punk.

Plus, when the police come to investigate your DNU (defensive note use), they'll know they're dealing with some serious stuff.
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Nah.......






NRA letterhead. :p
 
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Unfortunately for you underendowed homophobic racist pen nuts, the Founding Fathers never envisioned ink reservoirs or metal (much less plastic!) nibs, so the Constitution only lets you use a quill.
 
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I am gonna have my mommy write my note on waterproof paper. That way I can both open carry and "flourish" it in the rain without it being ruined by running ink or lines.

Seriously, what kind of robber would you be if by the time you presented your note it was smudged to the point it was illegible? That to me shows a complete level of unpreparedness and disrespect for Hold Up Notes (HUN).
 
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John Hardin said:
Unfortunately for you underendowed homophobic racist pen nuts, the Founding Fathers never envisioned ink reservoirs or metal (much less plastic!) nibs, so the Constitution only lets you use a quill.
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There goes my 1st Amendment rights and career as a pharmacy robber. I'm allergic to feathers. :)
 
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