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Haz.

Regular Member
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Apr 19, 2010
Messages
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Location
I come from a land downunder.
English-Pidgin.

" "I have a penis, are you afraid I'll rape you?"
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Pidgin,

Mi gat an - wanpela kok, yu yupela pret mi wanpela pulim, goapim pilai wantaim meri yupela?


"I'm wearing pants, are you afraid I'll moon you?"
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Pidgin,

Mi gat antap long trausis yu, yupela pret mi bikpela mun yupela.
 

vt800c

Regular Member
Joined
Oct 19, 2009
Messages
221
Location
Springfield,VA
speaking of small useless things

This is used as bait to lead them into the 'you're doing it because you have a small dick' thing. Which results in "Regardless of how large or small it may be, it is not an adequate self-defense too. I find it very disturbing that you relate weapons and sex, and fear a rational conversation with someone so deeply disturbed may be impossible."

You know..I think I'm pretty talented, but I don't think I could screw someone to death. or even into submission. In fact, I think if I was being attacked, that would be the LAST thing on my mind, and my body would biologically respond in a similar manner. Basically, when ANYONE is under attack..we'd ALL suffer from having a small one. (Ladies too!) So rather than trying to defend myself with something totally useless (at that moment in time...it'll get better...) I'd rather use something that would be effective.

and maybe give my attacker a small one of his own! (Until I shoot it off...)
 

ixtow

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Nov 25, 2006
Messages
5,038
Location
Suwannee County, FL
I was struck by, what I think, is a brilliant idea while posting in another thread.

Instead of carrying empty holsters in protest, why not bananas? Then we can lament the absence of a useful tool if asked.

No?

It's healthy anyway... You could tell the hippies it's an organic banana. So many possibilities without being the dead-faced, boring, factually-correct-but-nobody-cares, gun guy. I'm gonna do it. Everyone here thinks I'm a lunatic anyway, so why not? :p
 

floyd patriot

Regular Member
Joined
Dec 3, 2009
Messages
22
Location
Floyd, Virginia, USA
Been out for awhile. Just caught up with this thread. Why do I carry? Because I'm 58 years old and I have osteoarthritis in my knees. I can't run and I can't defend myself against young strong men that would intend to harm me.
 

dukenukum

Regular Member
Joined
Jun 22, 2008
Messages
270
Location
Lansing, Michigan, USA
Being robbed knocks my universal oneness out of line.
because I lean to one side and it balances me up.
because the Hulk and Wolverine are not real. (this one for people who actually believe in comic books)
because the aliens my attack at any minute.
because I know it ticks off anti freedom advocates such as yourself.
 
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