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    Why I own a gun.....youll like this!

    WHY I OWN A GUN

    My old grandpa said to me
    'Son, there comes a time in every man's life
    when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and
    usually it's when he becomes too old
    to take an ass whoopin.'

    I don't own a gun to kill people.
    I own a gun to keep from being killed.

    I don't carry a gun to scare people.
    I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

    I don't own a gun because I'm paranoid.
    I own a gun because there are real threats in the world..

    I don't own a gun because I'm evil.
    I own a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

    I don't own a gun because I hate the government.
    I own a gun because I understand the limitations of government..

    I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
    I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life
    hating myself for failing to be prepared.

    I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
    I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and
    not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

    I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
    I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven,
    I want to be a cowboy.

    I don't own a gun to make me feel like a man.
    I own a gun because men know how to take care
    of themselves and the ones they love.

    I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
    I carry a gun because unarmed and
    facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

    I don't carry a gun because I love it.
    I carry a gun because I love life and
    the people who make it meaningful to me.

    Police protection is an oxymoron.

    Free citizens must protect themselves.

    Police do not protect you from crime,
    they usually just investigate the crime
    after it happens and
    then call someone in to clean up the mess.

    Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old
    to take an ass whoopin'.....author unknown (but obviously brilliant)
    Michael Binegar, Morgantown WV.

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    Haha. Nice. I mainly just carry a gun because a cop is too darn heavy to lug around under my shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcfly682 View Post
    Haha. Nice. I mainly just carry a gun because a cop is too darn heavy to lug around under my shirt.
    Ahhhh another Morgantown OCer!
    Michael Binegar, Morgantown WV.

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