Wouldn't a six core system need six shots at least? He was woefully outnumbered.
Could it have been a pirated windows server only doing jobs that Linux servers won't do?
Geeky muslim honor killing perhaps?
Give the poor man a break, his boss told him to de frag the hard drive. Being drunk will cause those little misunderstandings to crop up now and then.
+1 for using a .45.
Would this add to the unemployment numbers, or is it offset by all the police, lawyers, and judges he is employing. A one man stimulus summer, Joe Biden give that man a medal.