What's up guys? Not a lot going on lately but I figured I'd share my fun story from last night.
Maybe you all won't understand why the story reads like it does, but I assure it's a joke, copied from the message I sent a friend. We like to say stuff like "dawg" and "bawss" (boss). It's hood. Input, commentary of all kinds welcome.
I walk into Shop N Save in downtown St. Peters, noting, as I have before on many occasions, no signs posted at the entrance. I've OC'd here before, so no big deal. When I'm checking out I see "big bawss dawg" standing just a few feet away. I pay him no nevermind. Big bawss dawg then asks me if I'm a cop. I said no. He tells me I can't bring my heat up in thurr. I ask why they would let cops bring gats but not citizens. Big dawg tells me "dey have da right". I'm tell him no, they are given the privelege by the government, citizens have the right. Ignoring the facts, he tells me they have signs at the door-which they don't-I tell him they have no signs and that it isn't even criminal to walk past their _____ signs (OCDO moderator note: Use of that word in the context that you used it in is not allowed on on this forum. See Rule #9 : . He puts his ***** face on, then tells me not to bring my heat in, and then I left.
All in all a decent experience. I'll be calling/emailing them for further explanation.
Maybe you all won't understand why the story reads like it does, but I assure it's a joke, copied from the message I sent a friend. We like to say stuff like "dawg" and "bawss" (boss). It's hood. Input, commentary of all kinds welcome.
I walk into Shop N Save in downtown St. Peters, noting, as I have before on many occasions, no signs posted at the entrance. I've OC'd here before, so no big deal. When I'm checking out I see "big bawss dawg" standing just a few feet away. I pay him no nevermind. Big bawss dawg then asks me if I'm a cop. I said no. He tells me I can't bring my heat up in thurr. I ask why they would let cops bring gats but not citizens. Big dawg tells me "dey have da right". I'm tell him no, they are given the privelege by the government, citizens have the right. Ignoring the facts, he tells me they have signs at the door-which they don't-I tell him they have no signs and that it isn't even criminal to walk past their _____ signs (OCDO moderator note: Use of that word in the context that you used it in is not allowed on on this forum. See Rule #9 : . He puts his ***** face on, then tells me not to bring my heat in, and then I left.
All in all a decent experience. I'll be calling/emailing them for further explanation.
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