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    The Hoplophobes’ Travel Guide to the United States

    Guns in Parks: The Hoplophobes’ Travel Guide to the United States

    Generally speaking, a mentally ill person has a better chance of being cured if he wants to be cured, and so the first step towards mental health is recognizing that one is mentally ill. So in the interest of perhaps encouraging some Hoplophobes to admit that they have a problem, here is a travel guide to the United States, based on the presumption that a person refuses to go any place where most adults can lawfully carry firearms for protection.

    http://www.newledger.com/2009/05/guns-in-parks-the-hoplophobes%E2%80%99-travel-guide-to-the-united-states/
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    link isnt working for me...
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    E nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."


    "If the rest of the world says: 'War,' I can only say: 'Very well. I do not want war, but no one, however peaceable, can live in peace if his neighbor intends to force a quarrel.'" - Adolf Hitler...

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    it was my browser, the stupid torn paper thing in the upper right by the refresh button.
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    None of them work for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby View Post
    None of them work for me.
    Ruby, are you using internet explorer?
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby View Post
    None of them work for me.

    The two I posted have been verified to be working in IE, make sure that you check compatability viewer and make sure it is set up correctly.
    "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    E nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."


    "If the rest of the world says: 'War,' I can only say: 'Very well. I do not want war, but no one, however peaceable, can live in peace if his neighbor intends to force a quarrel.'" - Adolf Hitler...

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    That was hilarious. And worked just fine on my iPhone.
    Guns don't kill people, bullets do!

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    Worked fine for me with Firefox...and yes, it was a great piece of literature.

    Too bad people don't understand satire anymore....I particularly loved the bit about South Central LA being an extremely safe place to be, since it is so hard to carry a firearm there, what with all the laws & stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildoc5 View Post
    The two I posted have been verified to be working in IE, make sure that you check compatability viewer and make sure it is set up correctly.
    thats the broken paper thingy next to the address bar. I had to click mine. Why dont they just make everything work right without having to jump through hoopslaphobes.
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    the easy answer to your question is because it is microsoft.

    If you want something that "just works" I HIGHLY recommend you download Ubuntu 10.4 burn it to a cd or dvd and reboot your computer and set it up.

    The unique thing about ubuntu is it is not only free and all updates and future releases are free, but it JUST WORKS!
    "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    E nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."


    "If the rest of the world says: 'War,' I can only say: 'Very well. I do not want war, but no one, however peaceable, can live in peace if his neighbor intends to force a quarrel.'" - Adolf Hitler...

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    Glad the rest of you are getting the link(s) to work ...... I can't

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    http://www.newledger.com/

    search for: Hoplophobes
    Last edited by Bill Starks; 10-09-2010 at 10:36 AM.

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    This is actually fun to read. Thanks for the bottom link M1Gunr. IDK WTF my problem was, but I couldn't get it to work for the life of me.

    California is safe, except for some of the rural counties, where sheriffs issue permits to law-abiding citizens. Permits are close to non-existent in Los Angeles, making South Central L.A. an especially safe area for the Hoplophobe. (+1 to the author)
    Last edited by Deleted_User; 10-10-2010 at 11:42 PM.

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