phred
Regular Member
While doing yard work this late afternoon, a census lady came to the house.
After some brief dialogue about the fact that I already sent in the form, she definitely moves to see my hip better and says
Mmm, oh my, that's a gun you're wearing
Yup, sure is.
That's kind of unusual, isn't it?
Not for me. I almost always have one on.
Oh
It is certainly within my rights, isn't it?
Yes, I guess so.
You know, there are varmints about - both two and four legged.
ok...
But don't worry, you're not one of them.
After a bit of light conversation about being prepared she drove off knowing more than she wanted to.
I bet she goes home tonight and says you'll never believe what I saw today...
My comments are bold (because I am not docile!)
Her comments are Italics (because she looked Mediterranean?)
:banana:
After some brief dialogue about the fact that I already sent in the form, she definitely moves to see my hip better and says
Mmm, oh my, that's a gun you're wearing
Yup, sure is.
That's kind of unusual, isn't it?
Not for me. I almost always have one on.
Oh
It is certainly within my rights, isn't it?
Yes, I guess so.
You know, there are varmints about - both two and four legged.
ok...
But don't worry, you're not one of them.
After a bit of light conversation about being prepared she drove off knowing more than she wanted to.
I bet she goes home tonight and says you'll never believe what I saw today...
My comments are bold (because I am not docile!)
Her comments are Italics (because she looked Mediterranean?)
:banana: