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    Shooting pigs!!!

    Anyone get any tasty pigs yet this hunting season? I'm getting a light and going out for the first time this season! for coyote but if I see a pig I'll have ham for Thanksgiving!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daylen View Post
    Anyone get any tasty pigs yet this hunting season? I'm getting a light and going out for the first time this season! for coyote but if I see a pig I'll have ham for Thanksgiving!
    Not this season. I did step on the head of a charging boar in 2006.

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    orly? Were you doing a backflip before shooting it in the head like The Matrix?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbinator View Post
    orly? Were you doing a backflip before shooting it in the head like The Matrix?
    No, I was just taking the trash out.

    I lived just inside the Black Forest, in Germany. Some of the less couth people who lived in my fairly isolated neighborhood had been throwing stuff like apple cores out their windows on the off-ramp coming off the rural highway, and that had been attracting wild pigs. I lived about half a block from there.

    Anyway, I was taking the trash out on this medium-size boar, tusks and all (evidently it was born wild), comes charging at me. I had about a second to react, and the only thing I could think of doing was jumping over it as it charged beneath me. I just used its head as a step! Doing so plunged its head into the concrete, after which I hopped on top of the structure in which the garbage cans were kept. It was ticked, but it couldn't do anything about it, so it wandered off after about twenty seconds.

    That was the last I saw of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by since9 View Post
    No, I was just taking the trash out.

    I lived just inside the Black Forest, in Germany. Some of the less couth people who lived in my fairly isolated neighborhood had been throwing stuff like apple cores out their windows on the off-ramp coming off the rural highway, and that had been attracting wild pigs. I lived about half a block from there.

    Anyway, I was taking the trash out on this medium-size boar, tusks and all (evidently it was born wild), comes charging at me. I had about a second to react, and the only thing I could think of doing was jumping over it as it charged beneath me. I just used its head as a step! Doing so plunged its head into the concrete, after which I hopped on top of the structure in which the garbage cans were kept. It was ticked, but it couldn't do anything about it, so it wandered off after about twenty seconds.

    That was the last I saw of it.
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